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i wanna be an asshole - jason s lyrics

this one’s for the menzingers

i’ll never trade my leather jacket for a flannel shirt
or join the p.c vegan poser club parade

i’ll never try to stop a mosh-pit when a fan gets hurt
or do a benefit for homeless [?] aids

cause’ i support ben weasel and every punching crew
and when you say you like my band i’ll answer, “hey f-ck you, and you and you and you and you cause…”

i’m an -sshole, i’m an -sshole, i wanna be an -sshole (hey f-ck you!)

now when it comes to making [?] i always show up late, stay in the back and slander all the other bands

i only play for half a set so i can get more time to stay and s-xually har-ss the female fans

cause’ i like gg allin and every punching crew, and when you say “hey good set man.” i’ll answer, “hey f-ck you, and you and f-ck you too!”

i’m an -sshole, i’m an -sshole, i wanna be an -sshole (hey f-ck you!)

huh, what? you want me to sell 50 tickets to play with some washed-up band that hasn’t made a good record since 1986, get f-cked!
yo you want me to play your benefits show against police brutality at the local bfw. f-ck. police brutality? you live in the godd-mn suburbs man, there’s no police brutality in the suburbs
oh you want me to donate to your kickstarter campaign? why not get off your f-cking -ss and get a second job? h-ll, get a first job. sell some blood, rob a f-cking bank i don’t give a f-ck it’s not the f-cking punk rock salvation army, the f-cking punk rock mary kay party. i don’t give a sh-t about your proto-post-punk-bluegr-ss-cornjam-bullsh-t either. f-ck your scene, and f-ck you!

my brand new alb-m’s filled half–ssed words and sub-par songs, recycled garbage that’s been out of date for years

a good example is the chords that you’re about to hear, so call your lawyers cause’ we stole it from the queers

cause’ we don’t give a f-ck about the scene and all your trends, or if our band is featured on your bullsh-t blog top-ten. (or your magazine, or your pretentious college radio station.)

i’m an -sshole, i’m an -sshole, i wanna be an -sshole (hey f-ck you!)

i’m an -sshole, i’m an -sshole, i wanna be an -sshole

(hey f-ck yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!)

f-ck you!

(f-cking do it again.)

- jason s lyrics

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