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ss lawsuit - jason orbaum lyrics

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“when my husband became ceo of pleasure corp
i wondered what the advantages would be for me?
well now i’m aboard the ss funship for a holiday so good
i’m being paid to sing about it!”

[verse 1]
if you could be me now
out on a pleasure cruise
seeing several sights
and drinking copious booze
i’d like my friends from work
to take a good look
at the cheapest hangover cause you can book
all i can say is hey
look now this is the life
just like the brochures say
you can cheat on your wife
it’s a high*class ocean ride (you can’t afford it)
and it’s months since someone died

[verse 2]
if you could be me now
out on a foreign shore
sand in every crack and with my b*tt burnt raw
i left the kids back home so i can really unwind
on the cheapest cruise liner ever designed
all i can say is bam
just look at where you are
a cabin hook up * wham
here comes chlamydia
it’s the best ship, oh yes ma’am (we’d never deceive ya)
and the court says there’s no scam

- jason orbaum lyrics

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