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jolly juggabrony way - jason cider lyrics

[intro]
let it snow!
let it snow!
let it [gunshot]
that was f-cking annoying!

[verse 1]
grab a gun, let it spray!
it’s a jolly juggabrony way!
a fat man wants to climb down my chimney?
i’m in colorado, imma blast your -ss to sydney
who wants it to snow anyway?
that white stuff ruins my day
this is the fat man’s last day
it’s still a jolly juggabrony way
brand new gun, heading for christmas time
this is the way to kick santa’s -ss…wait in line
jason my name, i can’t wait for the fat man
imma blow his head off…god d-mn!
i want to have a red christmas jay
it’s a jolly juggabrony way
this is my first say!
it’s a jolly juggabrony way

[chorus]
it’s a jolly juggabrony way [x2]
santa’s fat -ss can’t wait to see me!
i do to him things that can’t be seen!
to beat him, there’s only one way!
it’s a jolly juggabrony way
i’m a bad -ss juggabrony
everyone knows that i’m their hommie!

[other song]
here comes santa clause!
here comes santa clause!
right down santa clause la… [gunshot]
still—f-cking—annoying!

[verse 2]
that fat b-tch was at my house
giving a special gift to my spouse
like they say to people like you
guns don’t k!ll people, i do!
i grabbed the 9 and entered my bedroom
that fat -ss man is headed for his doom!
three shots in the head are all that he needs
now he’s dead, it’s worse than it seems
imma a jolly juggabrony!
staying at home watching my little pony!
it’s the last thing a pitiful soul could say!
everyone look out, it’s the jolly juggabrony way!
jason’s here to say wazzup!
that’s fat mans’ still out of luck!
i have one last thing in this verse that i have to say
i keep you alive because of my jolly juggabrony way

[chorus]
it’s a jolly juggabrony way [x2]
santa’s fat -ss can’t wait to see me!
i do to him things that can’t be seen!
to beat me, there’s only one way!
it’s a jolly juggabrony way
i’m a bad -ss juggabrony
everyone knows that i’m their hommie!

[other song]
santa clause is a fat b-tch!
another year and i ain’t get sh-t!
this—is—awesome!

[verse 3]
i was going a long way
on this jolly juggabrony day
no animal is the same
i’ll work this hard for any dame!
i’ll miss you baby girl
i have to k!ll you…cleanse you from this world
today is my last day!
it’s my jolly juggabrony way!
i’ll fight everyone until i die
i defeat you, that’s no lie!
welcome to my side of the dark carnival bro!
after you enter, that’s the last of the show
on my very last day…i have nothing left to show
there’s nothing left for me to go
i have nothing left to say
this is my jolly juggabrony way

[chorus] [x2]
it’s a jolly juggabrony way [x2]
santa’s fat -ss can’t wait to see me!
i do to him things that can’t be seen!
to beat me, there’s only one way!
it’s a jolly juggabrony way
i’m a bad -ss juggabrony
everyone knows that i’m their hommie!

- jason cider lyrics

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