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drop the mic w/ samuel l. jackson - james corden lyrics

[round 1: james corden]
its another drop the mic where i end up the abuser
to prove the ‘l’ in samuel l. jackson stands for loser
you’ve been in almost two hundred movies, that’s insane
but for every hateful eight, there’s a snakes on a plane
he’s the highest-grossing actor, that is fact
that’s how he buys all those d-mn kangol hats
and now it’s hitman’s bodyguard coming to go get it
but the only time you get applause is when you show up after credits

corden: make me an avenger, sam! make me an avenger!

jackson: good beginning! good beginning!

[round 1: samuel l. jackson]
i’mma i’mma i’mma i’mma loser at what? being unkown?
be humble, sit down, you’re ’bout to get black snake owned
i feel bad for you, son, ’cause i’m the real star
no one knows who you are without adele and a car
it’s amazing, you’re anonymous and overexposed
and you look like a minion with too tight clothes
in the emoji movie, i hear you just play a hand
so look, i’ll put it in a way you can understand
[flips the finger]

corden: that was mean

jackson: stop whining! stop whining and bring it!

corden: oh, i’m about to

[round 2: james corden]
nice verse, sam but now you get torn apart
like i’m a velociraptor and this is jur-ssic park
people know you from pulp fiction and other big hits
but ninety percent of your imdb page is sh-t
when this battle’s over, your career is finished
best part of wonder woman was that nick fury wasn’t in it
i’ll be the last man standing once this crowd has voted
people only listen to what you say when tarantino wrote it

jackson: so close! sooo close! sooooooo close!

corden: you play a lot of golf, right?

jackson: hit it!

[round 2: samuel l. jackson]
you gon’ you gon’ you going to tear me apart, james? give me a break!
the only way you’d tear into me is if i was a cake
and i’m not going to be that guy but i got to be
nick fury is marvel, wonder woman’s dc
i’m trying to think your credits, but my mind goes blank
if anyone actually watches this sh-t, you’ve got reggie to thank
you’re like a fidget spinner, boring, annoying and plastic
now, run, tell your d-list friends, you just got shafted

jackson: come on!

[round 3: james corden]
oh, i got shafted? ok, i get it
but at least in this case someone actually saw it
i’ll shatter mr. gl-ss and make coach carter take a knee
’cause half the movies you make go straight to dvd
but you work constantly, this might be controversial
aren’t you rich enough now to say no to bank commercials?
(seriously, aren’t you? aren’t you though? aren’t you though?)

there’s no way you had a chance tonight to beat me, sucker
let me borrow your phrase, you’re done, motherf-cker!

jackson: oh! now we let the motherf-ckers in?

[round 3: samuel l. jackson]
oh, oh, oh, he’s rattled, did i hurt your feelings, james?
on the bright side, you battled me, now people know your name
my look is unmistakable, my talent is unshakeable
you’re lying if you say you didn’t love unbreakable
this marshmallow got roasted, i’m what they came to see
and you’ll know my name is lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee
you got your -ss kicked, james, by a man twice your age
now, get this motherf-cking hack off this motherf-cking stage!

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
you diss my commercials? that’s so out of pocket
so let me whip this out and show you what’s in my f-cking wallet!
[throws money in the air]

[jackson drops the mic]

- james corden lyrics

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