blue chew bandit - jaktunes lyrics
i’m a blue chew bandit
v**gr* on deck and now
my b*tch can’t stand me
poppin’ b*n*rs on a flight
i’m like oh god dammit
my 4 inch turned to 5 ’cause
i’m a blue chew bandit
blue chew bandit
my d*ck don’t work, it stays soft as h*ll
wish me well, i’m signin’ up up for this little blue pill
one chat later, got the pillies comin’ through in the mail
my girl says i don’t need it but that lil’ b*tch, she can’t tell, yeah
yeah, 20 bucks for the cheapest plan on the website, lil’ b*tch
yeah, 2 days for the package to ship and drop off, lil’ b*tch
yeah, pop a blue, chew chew chew, sip and swallow, lil’ b*tch
wait for the sh*t to kick in, an hour i’m rock hard, lil’ b*tch
yeah, n0body stopping me
i’m hard as brick and i’m counting my broccoli
i’m 20 bucks lower, i might find a wh0re
and ask her how much would her top would be
this wood delirious
i’m spending good money on pills, this is serious
dysfunction in this junk, son
got me mad like a b*tch on her period
pull on that drawer for condoms galore
yeah, i’m powered up now
bricked for hours, i’m hard in the shower
yeah, it’s about to go down
it’s been 4 days
and this b*tch can’t stand it
my d*ck is everlasting, i’m a blue chew bandit
i’m a blue chew bandit
v**gr* on deck and now
my b*tch can’t stand me
poppin’ b*n*rs on a flight
i’m like oh god dammit
my 4 inch turned to 5 ’cause
i’m a blue chew bandit
blue chew bandit
i’m a blue chew bandit
v**gr* on deck and now
my b*tch can’t stand me
poppin’ b*n*rs on a flight
i’m like oh god dammit
my 4 inch turned to 5 ’cause
i’m a blue chew bandit
blue chew bandit
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