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things i hate - jake shane lyrics

[verse 1]
i hate pizza, it’s so f*cking bad
i hate eating dessert at the restaurant i just had
i hate cold leftovers, caramel makes me gag
but don’t you get me started on meat and plastic bags
f*ck strawberry milkshakes, it’s like ice cream blood
and f*ck egg salad, it’s wet, cold and tough
sorry olives, f*cking hate jetblue
cottage cheese can suck my d*ck and so can cheese that’s blue

[chorus]
these are the things i hate
these are the things i hate (i hate it)
olive tapenade is g*y
these are the things i hate

[verse 2]
hard*boiled eggs, more like soft soiled sh*t
is this some f*cking test? are they supposed to smell like this?
alfredo hurts my chest, come on, i’m a jew
candy cane is devil’s rot, just take the gun and chew
and fruit cake is evil, why does it exist?
white chocolate is [?], i think i have a zyst
i f*cking hate this garbage truck, it’s f*cking loud as sh*t

[chorus]
these are the things i hate (f*ck [?] too)
these are the things i hate
olive tapenade is g*y (it’s so f*cking g*y)
these are the things i hate
these are the things i hate (and cotton candy can suck my d*ck)
these are the things i hate
pray the tapenade away (repent)
these are the things i hate
[post*chorus]
f*cking take it away
i f*cking hate it
ahh, i hate this sh*t so much
f*ck

[outro]
i know you guys f*cking hate something
i know you do, you can’t not hate something
not all of you can be positive all the time
it’s okay to hate things
i hate [?]
i hate margarita pizza
and most of all i hate the f*cking heat
okay, i hate it, you could always add layers
but once you’re naked, you’re f*cking done for, okay
you don’t have to hate the same things as me
you probably f*cking don’t
but i know you hate something
and i want you to f*cking scream it
ahhhhh

- jake shane lyrics

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