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denim on denim skit - jake shane lyrics

[skit: jack schlossberg, jake shane]
hi
hi, jack
wait, why you sound so sad?
um, i just went on the weirdest date ever
why, what? tell me, why was it so weird?
so, i went on this f*cking date and, well, i don’t know if straight people do this, but i was like, and then i came on this date, you know just to double check that it was a date
what to you mean like, you said like, i was on my way here, i was like doing something else and then i came here on this date
yes, exactly
just to see if he was gonna agree that it was a date, yeah, okay, got ya, smart
right, smart
smart
and he was like, well, what are you talking about?
oh, bummer
i know, and he said
wasn’t a date?
yeah, and then asked to be the producer of my podcast and then i paid the check
ugh, i’m sorry, jake, that sucks, that’s a bummer, you’ll get him next time, there’s plenty of guys out there
ugh, jack you’re right, i needed to hear that
so what was your outfit, what were you wearing?
well, i was wearing like, denim on denim
wait? denim on denim, i’m [?] obsessed
and the only reason i was wearing denim on denim is because i was coming from an event and i texted him that i was changing, like i was changing from the date, he said, “what are you wearing?”, i said, “denim on denim”, and he said, “hot”
wait, he can’t do that to us
that’s what i said, and if you’re gonna text me “hot” before i show up to drinks, i’m gonna assume it’s a date
well, yeah
i would’ve preferred, like a ghost, i wish he just ghosted me after
wait, so what did he, what happened after?
well, he ghosted me, but he, i wish he didn’t say anything on the date
jake, listen, he doesn’t know himself very well, that’s what it sounds like to me, and you’re gonna be just fine, you’re a catch okay? you don’t need me to tell you that, but i’m here to do that anytime you need me to, okay?
ugh, jack, i don’t know, i just, i feel so defeated, i don’t know what to do
jake, that doesn’t sound like you, didn’t you say you wanna be a popstar, why don’t you write a song about it?

- jake shane lyrics

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