big hetero is indoctrinating you! - jake hole lyrics
[intro]
yeah
ay, papi
ay, papi
yeah
[chorus]
on tv, every scene i see
men and women kissing
yuck
that ain’t for me
i need his cheeks in 3d
in jeans
getting in my head
some say that it ain’t right
if men weren’t made for men
then why our booties made so tight?
[verse 1]
spreading open legs on the train
for another man to take a seat
taking off my sneakers on the plane
got the aisle stinking like feet
i get a little caught up in the fame
feel like everybody on my meat
foreplay for a little roleplay
wearing nothing but a helmet and some cleats
big booty fellas is the regimen
i would never settle for the feminine
i might eat his booty for a benjamin
but i’d give a discount ‘cause i’m a gentleman
every time i’m looking on the television, underrepresented, get these straights out my face
who in hollywood be making all of these decisions, always men with women, there’s a time and a place
[chorus]
on tv, every scene i see
men and women kissing
yuck
that ain’t for me
i need his cheeks in 3d
in jeans
getting in my head
some say that it ain’t right
if men weren’t made for men
then why our booties made so tight?
[verse 2]
hetero s*x is mid at best
y’all never had s*x with a man and it shows
ugh
i need a little more zest and a little less breast
or imma just go
ugh
she tryna flirt over text (yucky)
i don’t wanna b00bs, i want pecks (duh)
my booty might be the best (yessir)
i’m clenching my cheeks just to flex
i keep the tip tucked like a mac*10
imma call you back, i’m getting packed in
if i haven’t tapped that, then tap in
fondling the b*lls, i make ‘em backspin
so what, i moan when i wipe
so what, i rode on his pipe
so what, his mole*hole is tight
so what, the “bro code” is right
[chorus]
on tv, every scene i see
men and women kissing
yuck
that ain’t for me
i need his cheeks in 3d
in jeans
getting in my head
some say that it ain’t right
if men weren’t made for men
then why our booties made so tight?
[outro]
the prostrate is the male g*spot
so what, i moan when i wipe
so what, i rode on his pipe
so what, his mole*hole is tight
so what, the “bro code” is right
ay, papi, yeah
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