dsfnkshnl - jadox lyrics
[verse 1:]
i’m phil spector, robert blake and o. j. dsfnkshnl
i’m even elijah muhammad tappin’ on a rump or two
i come at you even if i’m only in my underoos
word to marilyn mccoo, i got your number, dude
up i grew on the tube watching donahue
and listening to lucy’s boo sing babalu (huh)
i was quite the guiding light (truuuue…)
as the world turns, i was diggin’ soap opera dramas, too
once again, i’m dsfnkshnl
i’m not the type to sit down, clown and have brunch with you
i crunch and chew my food alone in total solitude
i got my juice, but i know a lotta n*ggas swallow brew
and some with wack rhymes…that lack follow*through
but all of mine shine somethin’ like the prodigal…
nominal flow while i’m spittin’ gettin at your ho
d*mn, yo…i’m dsfnkshnl
[chorus:]
in the morning when i wake up: i’m dsfnkshnl
when i’m watching cartoons: i’m dsfnkshnl
when i’m eatin’ my food: i’m dsfnkshnl
from july to june: i’m dsfnkshnl
in the morning when i wake up: dsfnkshnl
when i’m watching cartoons: dsfnkshnl
[verse 2:]
right now, i’m jayson williams dsfnkshnl
i’ll take you out on accident and blame it on another dude
i’m susan smith, andrea yates
scott peterson, marv albert and even eric benét
i’m dsfnkshnl at my job, rarely ever punctual
often times, i swear i feel like punchin’ fools
or worse**act like i’ma converse but in fact
pull out a strap and aim for right under their hat
or maybe instead of that, i’ll go out in the back
and commence with the sniper attack
to make ’em lay flat (yeeah). then, say that i cracked (why?)
reactin’ to them talkin’ smack about my being black
affirmative. if they’re listening’ i hope that it’s unnervin’ them
h*ll, sh*t, maybe even p*ssin’ ’em off
should they choose to step, i tell ’em:
“don’t forget your running shoes.” (why?) i’m dsfnkshnl
[chorus:]
in the morning when i wake up: i’m dsfnkshnl
when i’m watching cartoons: i’m dsfnkshnl
when i’m eatin’ my food: i’m dsfnkshnl
from july to june: i’m dsfnkshnl
in the morning when i wake up: dsfnkshnl
when i’m watching cartoons: dsfnkshnl
[verse 3:]
i’m andrew l*ster and rae carruth dsfnkshnl, you with me?
including couples too: bobby and whitney
the black spider: dsfnkshnl like mariah
the pedophile r. kelly or klepto winona ryder
right thurr, like bustamante i might slur racially
squirtin’ white juice on your girl facially
basically, when i write rhymes it’s like i’m an actor
snackin’ on nasty cr*p for cash like on fear factor
dsfnkshnl, like eddie murphy picking up men
on the sunset strip and swear he’s helping out his friend
o*tay… now that’s true buddy love
like ash givin’ pikachu a tummy rub
dsfnkshl: my pokemon i call her “rumpachu”
due to my big girl fetish, i think its wonderful
never slumber, i got the music cued
it’s on like the feud between the capulets and montagues
[chorus:]
in the morning when i wake up: i’m dsfnkshnl
when i’m watching cartoons: i’m dsfnkshnl
when i’m eatin’ my food: i’m dsfnkshnl
from july to june: i’m dsfnkshnl
in the morning when i wake up: dsfnkshnl
when i’m watching cartoons: dsfnkshnl
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