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i wrote a song using my ex boyfriend's cheating texts - jaclyn glenn lyrics

[intro]
“so, my ex made another video about me where he sang a song about my subtweets. they weren’t even all about him but, whatever. so, now people are really mad, they’re calling me names. i don’t know what to do, or do i? but i’m gonna have to paraphrase to avoid legal problems, so, sorry about that.”
and maybe if i sing a song
respond like him they’ll move along
and shut the f-ck up, shut the f-ck up
“and now for his texts.”

[verse 1]
you walk out first, i’ll meet you in sec
don’t want them to take pictures of us
together and cause drama
if you come to the fire escape, i’ll let you in
we can have a quickie in the bathroom before my set
how are you gonna make -insert her boyfriend’s censored name-
not know about it? be a ho about it
you don’t wanna come to my house
the spiders will get you and they’re not friendly
they’ll f-ck you up like i did

[chorus 1]
hey, i really miss you
i wish we could be together
maybe we’re not over
i think i want you back

[verse 2]
and now, this is the part
where i spend a paragraph
sh-tting on my girlfriend
and i promise, my side ho, that it’s gonna end
“fingers crossed”
i know that it’s not gonna last with jaclyn
and i miss what we had
if i had the opportunity, i’d want you back
you also gained some weight
which drives me f-cking wild
it’d be hard to keep my hands off of you
i want to see you in december
just one week, we’ll remember
please let me f-ck you a couple times a day
“… who says that!?”
and you should know that your little extra weight
made me prematurely c-m a few times
a few times, a-a few times
i f-cking love it
please send me nudes so i can rub it
i promise, i’ll be faithful just to you

[bridge]
i know you’ve never sent me nudes
but just this once i really need it
can’t wait to see all that in person

[chorus 2]
i like the one of your booty
please send me more of that booty
doesn’t have to be nude, just one more booty pic
just one more booty pic
just one more, one more booty pic
i really need it, i need it
show me that booty pic

“now, this next part is from my perspective, just to be clear.”

[verse 3]
i was sad for a minute
and i’m still mad, yeah, i’ll admit it
but i know that i will be okay
but you’ll look back and you’ll miss me
think of how you’ve never kissed me
die a little, knowing that i’m gone
but one day, i’ll be okay
and that is more than you could say
’cause nothing makes you happier than
nothing makes you happier
nothing makes you happy more than
being sad, oh, being sad

- jaclyn glenn lyrics

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