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royalty free christmas songs 9 - jacksfilms lyrics

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decorating trees with my christmas clone
having lots of fun with my christmas clone
starting to catch feelings for my christmas clone
oops! now we’re expecting

[jack one]
let’s have a nice christmas dinner
just a nice christmas dinner!
let’s have a nice christmas din**
[jack two]
i dunno, i think kanye has a point

[verse one]
if your birthday falls in december
you just get one set of gifts

[verse two]
that’s the rule, no whining or b*tching
you are a burden to your family

[verse one]
i got one message for santa!
i hope you hear me well!
a*do, do, do*do, do, do**

[verse two]
give. me. [gun c*cks] the shrek 5 trailer
or else, i’ll launch thе nukes
(he’ll do it, too)

[verse three]
santa, if you think that i am bluffing
i have mеn on the inside waiting on my command, all i have to do is text them “alfa, tango, foxtrot” and they’ll send the world back to the stone age
santa, if you don’t give me that trailer everyone’s blood will be on your fat, jolly hands

i wanted more tail s*x

[verse one]
one shot tequila
two shots tequila
three shots tequila
better make it four, now!

[verse two]
drink until there’s a shrek 5 trailer
[anime*esque screaming]

candy canes are the perfect weapon
’cause they’re edible evidence!

- jacksfilms lyrics

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