9 new christmas songs - jacksfilms lyrics
[song 1]
they caught me frenchin’ my cousin under the mistletoe
not again!
oh what a shame that we got caught
yip a dubby dub bub
[song 2]
baby, did you know that most christmas songs were actually written by jews?
b-b-baby, did you know?
[song 3]
i’m standing under mistletoe
waiting for some chicks (x2)
i’m standing under m–
[song 4]
christmas time is here once more
tum ticky-ticky tum
ticky tum too
i want a playstation 4
tum ticky-ticky tum
ticky tum too
[song 5]
we’re worried about you, santa
we’re worried about your weight
obesity’s a health issue
that really can’t freaking wait
you’re too d-mn fat
santa you’re too d-mn fat
[song 6]
jingle those bells
and deck the halls
and frosty, rudolph, santa’s sleigh, and a mistletoe, and a dradle too
[song 7]
kwanzaa is important, too
so break out your menorahs
or what ever you guys use
i don’t know
i’m not kwanziaan
so
[song 8]
candy canes! (x2)
lick them in a spear and k!ll your enemies
stab (x16)
[song 9]
i wish i had a dad for christmas
he told me he was going to the store
i don’t think he did
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