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it's kind of funny - jack symes lyrics

i climbed a mountain
looked off the side
saw my hometown
all green and white
my parents love it
i think that’s true
myself i truly hate it
and the kids i like do too

the folks are phony
and judge a whole lot
they say i look like jesus
in my birkenstocks
but i guess that’s kind of funny
comparing me to the savior of man

i guess that’s kind of funny
oh, i guess that’s kind of funny

i slept real hard these last few months
that melatonin knocks me out
and i love it so much!
my peace of candy for sleepy time
makes me dream all kind of crazy sh*t
like this one last night:
i was a helper on a hollywood movie
it was a sci*fi fl!ck starring oprah
and george clooney
director’s p*ssed cause clooney can’t get his line
she’s out of cigarettes
so she asks me for one of mine

“these things’ll k!ll ya
but f*ck it i’ll race ya”
she stopped what she’s doing
no she dropped her clipboard and said
“you got exactly what i’m looking for
clooney’s out, you’re in!
this kid’s gonna be a star!”

the hollywood scene fades
i’m older now, ten years to the day
i’m sitting with madonna and bono
at the apollo, and not the venue
the rocket*ship, we’re taking off to mars
said they want their best and brightest
start a new world, make all sorts of babies
and lead all those boys and girls
but madonna’s almost 60
bono’s even older
what the f*ck i’m doing here?
the melatonin got me good
oh, i guess that’s kind of funny
oh, i guess that’s kind of funny

- jack symes lyrics

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