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for my white people - j3r1ch0 lyrics

i’m middle cl-ss white-skinned and still have financial problems
never have to k!ll n0body but had to borrow money from my mom
in kindergarten looked like a clown dressed up as robin
first s-x experience had i f-cked with a backward condom
i’m no s-x freak first time i did decently okay
people flex cars i went to a hotel and stole a mini bottle of olay
you did a song first take cool i just wrote an essay
i’m really bad with women in high school they thought i’m g-y
bust on a b-tch like a glock psych i did my taxes
you might of f-cked the b-tch in maxim but i beat to her photo in maxim
my biggest flex i got is i don’t have to wear no gl-sses
nice job seeing four eyes get burnt like matches
i just stub my toe now i’m crying get me a bandaid
nice gucci you got on b-tch i’m certified first aid
you just ate caviar d-mn my food homemade
you had a three-way i spent 50 bucks at the arcade
god d-mn my pink shirt f-cking stained all over my white socks
beat my d-ck so d-mn hard my skin peels right off my c-ck
my white -ss just got the chickenpox
i just lost forty dollars f-ck you suck my d-ck apple stocks
i just skipped the electric bill and h-ssled my grandmother
she just paid my bill but oh f-ck here’s another
the dentist laughed at my cavities from too much gushers
i’m still mad that i mixed my whites and my colors
when i p-ssed this morning on god that sh-t hurted
i just beat off to a three-way does that make me perverted
stared in the mirror got self-conscious cause my face is inverted
i’m patriotic but everything i own is f-cking imported
the water was too hot when i was doing the dishes
burnt my hand f-ck you sears for installing this b-tches
i got so angry i just broke one of the dishes
i’ve said my d-ck is huge but only 7 inches
rappers took their girl to paris i went to the turkey hill experience
would’ve took a girl with me but i’m very inexperienced
i got a ninety on an essay cause i missed a god d-mn period
i just got my tax returns this sh-t is f-cking glorious
i just got called racist for the color of my skin
i was at a best buy looking at the camera’s selection
without my consent the cut the tip of my foreskin
i locked my key in my house so i f-cking broke in
my fat-ss p-ssed cause i ate the nacho cheese doritos
took my -ss to walmart didn’t have enough for taquitos
f-ck the guy that shot down my uav in modern warfare with one of those whatever you call those god d-mn airborne torpedos
i just got some new raymour and flanigan
nice versace you got on but i look better in my walmart cardigan
in high school lost in a tournament badminton
i was on top of my sh-t tho f-ck your shenanigans
your check worth more than my rent why not donate to charity
i still get anxious when i meet a celebrity
i fill blank sp-ce in my song with vulgarity
half the sh-t i say sound like a rap parody
my printer ran out of toner f-ck you hp
my cable box is skipping channels f-ck you tv
i mixed up my house key with my car key
they both just look so similar oh wait, its this key
walked into my house got f-cking mud on the ground
i f-cking scuffed my knees tripping at a playground
i’m p-ssed off cause i just gained two pounds
ran out of studio time i can’t even finish this song

- j3r1ch0 lyrics

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