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pimp$ of detroit - j. unit lyrics

[intro: j. unit]

[verse 1: g-magz]
we run a company here in detroit city
it’s a pimp agency called j. unit fitties
we’re not quite legal and we’re very obscene
we sell all the bunnies to playboy magazine
yeah, you think you’re so cool by looking at nuts?
we bought ’em with our bling and we supply ’em with sl-ts
and ladies, we provide all the sh-t that you buy
gossip about how some girl’s mate was molested by this guy
well, you know what? that guy was probably adey p
trying to get dirty pictures and a subtle little squeeze
oz mosis is safe though; he gets ribbed
off of girls’ criminal records and he looks after their kids
so next time you’re ready nuts or playboy in bed
and you don’t like the things that j. unit have said
have you ever wished j. unit’s music was dead?
then f-ck off; go and read fhm instead

[hook: oz mosis & (mc adey p)]
we’re the f-cking pimps (of detroit)
(we make the b-tches c-m) yo, we’re pimpingly adroit
flash you with our bling, (you’ll be blinded for days)
(we’d rape you in the -ss) but we’re not g-ys
we don’t give a f-ck (yo, we get money)
(don’t take this as a joke) b-tch, it’s not funny
i’ve had your wife before (and right now i’ve got your sister)
(f-cked her so hard) she’s left with blisters

[verse 2: mc adey p]
jenkins catches ’em right and sh-t, he knows what it’s like
gonna rag your f-cking p-ssy til it’s dry tonight
he’s the f-cking leader of us j. unit pimps
the man who can get a b-tch c-mming with a single glance at her cl-t
i like to follow his lead and f-ck all the wh0r-s
like the young, g-y kid that f-cked the princess in all the new star wars
he’s there with his small skywalker d-ck
and she’s the hot princess, chomping on his lucky, child-sized love-stick
jenkins is going by in the jenkins machine
he likes to f-ck weird things, so he’s full of baked beans
personally, i don’t like that sh-t: i like to keep it simple
f-ck ’em hard and give ’em some little slap-and-tickle
jenkins when it comes to b-tches is pretty f-cking selective
he only f-cks the blondes: he’s not very eclectic
but it means i get the b-tches who are whatever colour
i’m not f-cking picky b-tch, as long as we get filthy f-cking crunk together

[hook]

[interlude: oz mosis & mc adey p]

[verse 3: oz mosis]
hard day’s work, gonna head to the bar
mother-f-cking pimp, b-tch; get in my car
and drink a few down; yeah, get your -ss drunk
cause we going to my crib and we gonna get crunk
i represent the ghetto with my business made of b-tches
and when i’m done, i fill ’em with c-m and dump ’em in various ditches
then go back with my camera to use ’em in my p-rn
cause it’s not necrophilia if the body’s still warm
that’s a joke, b-tch. we don’t represent that
so shut the f-ck up or i’ll come rape your cat
cause it every f-cking rhyme, i have to rape an animal
now back the f-ck up or i’ll get f-cking cannibal
on yo’ mama’s -ss: she won’t even see it coming
like jenkins from behind, when we engage in some plumbing
what i’m tryn’a say is i’m a mother-f-cking pimp
i’ll fill you with my c-m and blow that p-ssy up like a f-cking blimp

[hook]

- j unit lyrics

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