comeback 101 - j frosty lyrics
aye yo ok i’m back after sorta long hiatus
i was too busy commitin crimes that were pretty heinous
i did all this while bein totally shameless
stayed lowkey tho cuz i ain’t really famous
but anyways i returned like all the jedi
coming to blow up the death star even if it means i might die
well actually i’m stretchin the truth a like a lil white lie
i’m just doin this cuz i’m a super nice guy
so lemme get intros outta the way w-ssup hi
now please chill to my voice like i was god in the sky
as i’m hittin u up from martinez in the fly 925
and you’ll be listen to me at taco bell when u all high
now perhaps u thinking this song is incoherent
but that’s probably a perception in yo mind that’s inherent
so i’ll go ahead and wipe away that bias thats apparent
cuz imma bouta show y’all up like i was yo grandparent
not in a bad way tho just think of it like a lesson
a lesson in style i’m talking bout clothin that u dress in
and know that i’m comin to u straight i ain’t even guessin
and know this sh-t is legit i ain’t even messin
it’s been a minute since i was on the mic rapping
sorry i been napping i been missin what’s been happnin
i was also mobbing wit da squad you know we been trappin
but i’m back at flappin my gums when i’m not vappin
whoops i mean vaping but not that i’m vaping
nor have i been tapin
up posters on my wall
my walls are as bare as trees by the end of the fall
it’s almost as bad as goin shoppin all alone at the mall
next time call
all your friends on up
that’s what i do when i wanna say w-ssup
if i’m not already busy chillin with my pup
that’s right i’m talkin bout my dog yup yup
my point is just my dog is a really cool guy
he’s so fly but he doesn’t even try
i hope i attain his level of sweg before i die
but maybe that’s a dumb hope like a pie in the sky
that’s a phrase, you can call it an idiom
by the way i need a raise, but my boss is a dumby dumb
he barely even pays, not even enough for some gum
but i’m used to it so it doesn’t faze at least i’m not a bumb
but i’m so numb to all these crazy -ss people
they weaken me so now i’m all feeble
if i was a pokémon i’d be as weak as a weedle
actually naw just kidding i’d for sure be a beedrill
but guess what, i ain’t actually a pokémon
i’m just a pretty normal man just chillin here mon
with all my friends including ma boi juan
we prolly finna go chill outside on the lawn
but if get bored of that and we’ll go ride in a whip
and go h-lla fast just let it straight up rip
hopefully we won’t crash like run aground ship
if it starts to get scary then i’ll prolly just dip
and be like peace i’m outtie
i’m tryna maintain my longevity
i hope i do otherwise i’ll fosholy cry
i sure as h-ll ain’t ready to already say goodbye
i wanna live forever and ever well at least i’ll try
k wait now lemme back up away from death
and lemme clear up the confusion if you think my name is seth
cuz it’s not and nor do i do meth
and when it comes to rappin i’m better than the reth
i’m talkin about bein a way better cook than bobby flay
i’m too good for the games he plays
he makes a pretty d-mn nasty fish filet
while my creme brûlée es incomparable
you probably thinkin no way that’s a hyperbole
but naw fam it’s true every single day
and it’s true across the usa from maine to the bay
i’m just a super good cook what can i say
but ayyyyye
i try and stay humble and maintain my modesty
as well as refrain from being wishy or washy
cuz as the british would say that’s just nasty
but you all i wouldn’t do that i mean cmon its j frosty
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