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tik tok (ke$ha parody) (skanky booch song) - j bigga lyrics

[verse 1]
wake up in the morning next to a total stranger (what up, baby?)
we probably had s-x, but i really can’t remember (oh, you didn’t remember?)
i never tell my friends that i slept with this douche
now i’m going home to shower and wash out my sk-nky booch
i’m talking fat chunks on my belly
my skin keep charge, she smelly
no guys would touch us sober
that’s why we love to drink
tattoos hide my stretch marks
i look better when it’s dark
i drink every single day
175 is what i weigh

[chorus]
throw-up stains on my dress
and, blacking out, i’ma mess
the music sucks in this club
but i came to get s-x
find a douche who looks good
or at least, so i think
cause it’s so-o-o dark
it’s so-o-o dark
take rape every night
i will not put up a fight
you can f-ck my limp fish
thanks for the free drinks
tattoos and stretchmarks
cover every part of me
i’m almost 43
and i’m drunk and lonely

[verse 2]
i’ma blonde alcoholic
looking for a free beer
not guys with any taste or cl-ss
cause you won’t find those here
the guys are lining up
because they’re very, very desperate
but i bounce from guy to guy
and flirt because i’m not drunk enough yet
all the hot girls already left
me and my girls there all just left
so kiss me if you like the taste of throw up chunk stuck on face
i just suck another man’s d-ck
i’m feeling kind of sick
so take me home, let share infections
show me your ed hardy collection

[bridge]
i’m throwing up
i lost my shoes
i can’t stand up
so s-xy
i skinned my knees
lost my panties
blacked out and got f-cked s-xy
i can’t stand up
i’m throwing up
i lost my shoes
s-xy
i skinned my knees
lost my panties
blacked out and got f-cked
so s-xy
“the party don’t start, until my 9th beer”

[outro]
oh, you didn’t remember?

- j bigga lyrics

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