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the majorca song - ivor biggun lyrics

unos, dos, tres, suzie quatro

every year when summer is here
i save up m’ money and fly
to the land of the sun, fornication, and fun
and never let a day go by

buenos knockas por favor
as i sniff up the breezes
there’s a whiff in the air
of ambre solaire
and julio inglese*as
all day beneath the parasols
i prat around on the beach
at night i’m p*ssed as ars’oles
and incapable of speech

but i’m going back to majorca
back to the prettiest girl that i’ve seen
i nearly went crackers
when she hеld my maracas
and they burst her tambourine
shе was topless
i was legless
we boogied the moonlight away
oh she swallowed my pina colada
oh blimey, oh riley, o*le
i said she swallowed his pina colada
oh blimey, oh riley, o*le
o*le, o*le, o*le, o*le
o*le, o*le me down quick
a*ay a*ay, a*ay a*ay, a*ay a*ay, a*ay a*ay
i think i’m gonna be sick

“ooh that’s better out than in”

i don’t go swimmin’
i just look at the women
as i stroll down by the ocean
they don’t wear vests
upon their chests
they just wear sun*tan lotion

buenos knockas por favor
una paloma blanca
i go to spain
get out of my brain
and act like a w*nker
i wear reflective sunglasses
to secretly stare at the tits
but i never drink the water
in case i get the sh*ts

i’m going back to majorca
to get up to m’ scr*t*m in sin
there’s lots of how’s*yer*father
down on the costa brava
and they blame it on jet lag and gin
she was topless
i was legless
we boogied the moonlight away
oh she swallowed my pina colada
oh blimey, oh riley, o*le
i said she swallowed his pina colada
oh blimey, oh riley, o*le
but when i get back to worksop
and the sand runs out of my socks
i’ll dream of that sweet senorita
who gave me a dose of… la dolce vita
and a vinto on the rocks

- ivor biggun lyrics

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