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the deal! (interlude) - issbrokie lyrics

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*clears throat* *sniffles*
*car pulls up*
yo, lil’ dude*
hey, man * *yo
*hey, uh you brokie?
yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, it’s me, uh mhm
s*so, so i was wondering, like, um mhm
y*y’know, like, *sniffles* um
could i, could i maybe, like, wha*, like, what should i do?
should i get in the car? or, should i like na*, nah, dude, jus*
i’ll give you your sh*t through your window, i’ll (o*o*okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah)
i’l* okay, sorry i’ll give it you through the* *clears throat*
don’t mea*, ha*, i don’t mean to waste your time, i’m sorry, ha (f*ckin’ window, man)
i haven’t*, i haven’t*, like, bought, uh, i haven’t bought a weed before
so, like, uh, you, know bruh i’m just trying to be, like, extra cautious
alright, du*, are you a fed, bro? like wh*, ha are you a cop?
a fed?! like, huh, wha*, li*like a cop? no yeah no, no, no
i’m not, i’m not, i’m not a cop, like, y*y*, see? like *gun c*cks*
i*, i have a woah i have a big ol’ gun (ay, ay)
ay, bro (right here) be careful where you aim that sh*t (i have a big ol’ gu*)
be careful where you f*ckin’… (alright, yeah, yeah, sorry)
i didn’t mean to godd*mn sidn’t mean to
didn’t mean to point that at you, i’m f*ck i apologize
what are you trying to buy? bro, just tell me uh
so i can get the f*ck outta here okay! let’s go
let’s make this quick, chop, chop okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
so, i’m*, i’m*, i’m, trying to buy, uh, maybe mhm
maybe a, um, an ounce of, uh okay, an ounce
of*, of your best sh*t *pause* my*, my best* what?
yeah, (what?) yeah, like your best sh*t, like
what’re you talkin’ about, bro um, hmm, um
i’m con*, i’m confused, i’m lost a little you h*
you have, like, weed, right? yeah, tha*, yes, th*, bro
that’s what i said, that’s what i came here for (okay, okay, like, can you um*)
what strain do you want? can you maybe give me, like, um
some, like, mary jane? that strain? *pause*
man, what? mary jane? br*, alright, now you gotta be a fed
you gotta be a cop, bro (no, no, no, no, no)
i’m, i’m gettin’ the f*ck outta here, c’mon (okay, no, no, no, no, no)
du*du*du*du*dude, wait, wa*wa*wait, wa*wa*wait, before you go
just, like* what, bro? can i get, like, uh… um
what? how much can you do for a gram? a gram of*
a gram of what, bro? a gram of what? dude! any type of weed, dude
i jus*, i*, dude, like, i’m really fiending right now, dude, i really, ju*, du* bro
like, my nic ran out, dude okay i literally*, i* (okay)
dude, i literally just need weed right now (yeah, yeah, okay, bro)
alright, look, look, look, bro, here, here’s some apple frider, just
*bag being passed*
take this, it’s a gram th*, uh, wha*, dude!
thank you so much, dude! i*, uh, i don’t know how much a gram usually is
like, how you don’t? how much*
how much should i pay for this? uh… *chuckles*
can you do, like, can you do, like, 70 bucks? (*clears throat, sniffles*)
yeah, du*, no, dude, absolutely, i can do 70 dollars, my man
i, ha, here!, jus* yeah here, ju*, here just take it
here alright, yeah, thank you, i promise, this sh*t top toch, like, you
aww, dude you gon’ be satisfied, bro, trust me
thank you, thank you, man, i*, really, i*, i appreciate it (yeah)
yeah, yeah, i love you, man stay smoove, bro, i’ll see you
okay, alright, yeah, i’ll see you, man (*car engine starts*)
*car pulls off*
*relieved sigh* well, time to go indulge in the chemical known as thc
hope this was worth the 70 dollars that i paid him for a gram
this is, god, man, he’s got such good deals
like, what a friendly guy! alright, well, i should get going back home
*singing*
do*do*doo, do*do*doo, i just got myself a weed
do*do*doo, do*do*doo, a gram is all i need

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