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the pitch - isosceles kramer lyrics

woke up and paid a bill
that’s one
thing off
my list of things to do
today

the pitch
the pitch

george: i think i can sum up the show for you with one word, “nothing”
russell: nothing?
george: nothing
russell: what does that mean?
george: the show is about nothing
jerry: well, it’s not about nothing
george: no, it’s about nothing
jerry: well, maybe in philosophy. but, even nothing is something
receptionist: mr. dalrymple, your niece is on the phone
russell: i’ll call back
george: d*a*l*r*i*m*p*e*l?
russell: not even close
george: is it with a “y”?
russell: no
susan: what’s the premise?
jerry: well, as i was saying, i would play myself as a comedian, living in new york. i have a friend, a neighbor, and an ex*girlfriend, which is all true
george: yeah, but nothing happens on the show. you see, it’s just like life. you know, you eat, you go shopping, you read, you eat, you read, you go shopping
russell: you read? you read on the show?
jerry: well, i don’t know about the reading. we didn’t discuss the reading
russell: all right, tell me, tell me about the stories. what kind of stories?
george: oh, no. no stories
russell: no stories? so, what is it?
george: what’d you do today?
russell: i got up and came to work
george: there’s a show. that’s a show
russell: how is that a show?
jerry: well, uh, maybe something happens on the way to work
george: no, no, no. nothing happens!
jerry: well, something happens!
russell: well, why am i watching it?
george: because it’s on tv
russell: not yet
got up and came to work
there’s a show
that’s a show
how is that a show?
well maybe something happens to you on your way
no!

the pitch
the pitch
the pitch
the pitch

- isosceles kramer lyrics

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