avocado toast - intellegentz (fgteev duddy) lyrics
i’m a stoner who don’t wanna be
but i need that smoke
either that or a lobotomy
before i overload
like a computer with a virus
always f-cked up and my thoughts are violent
cause i’ve got more issues than i could write but
whoa whoa whoa
retract that sh-t, i’m doing just fine
hear the flow switch up
like i’m more sicker
than all you wack -ss, trash, overgrown hipsters
with your nappy -ss hair and your avocado toast
“wait, i actually like avocados”
“yeah me too”
what you know about them fajita tacos man
them senoritas man
after 6 shots of tequila
that “ay dios mio” maaan
you don’t know sh-t
but you can come and l!ck the tip
of my d-ck
till it spits up
something thick on your lips
and i won’t mind, no not one bit
and it’s only g-y to give not to get
so i’ll still f-ck your b-tch regardless
“b-tch? that’s kind of f-cked up isn’t it?”
“c’mon man”
“i dunno”
catch me nibbling on some t-tties
like chewbacca’s hairy nippies
wait oh no i’m just kidding
that sh-t’s gross man
i’m just tripping, ay
“bro, you gotta slap the p-ssy, man. they love that sh-t. not a hard slap, just a little light tap. tender, but rough. like obama’s hands.”
“what?”
“whatever dude”
“i’m confused”
don’t even get me started on that cheeto faced b-tch
i’ll finger f-ck him
tell him i love him, and never call him again
fart on his pillow, hop out the window, that conjunctivitis
rub his toothbrush on my gooch bruh
then i’ll hawk up some phlegm
spit it on his toupee, let it sit for a day
maybe sh-t in a vase, and then i’ll pray
that somedays things get better for the u.s. of a
wanna marry me a fine latina
maybe someone named sabrina
and i’ll eat her b-tt while we watch reruns
of the fresh prince and the one with screech uhhhhh
saved by the bell
saved by the will to be better than all of this
i’m saving myself
cause ain’t no one gonna do it for me
and i know ain’t ain’t a word
but i don’t really care, skrt skrt
f-ck you heard, big bird bird bird is the word
for your face
but the bird is the worst thing you can dish out for me?
that’s lame
better think of something better to say
cause i can think of a million different ways to say i’m craaaaaazzyyyy
insane in the membrane
listening to f-cking coldplay, ay
“wait, who sings that song again?”
“i don’t think that’s right”
looking like dead steve jobs
wearing some reebok’s
eating out an ewok’s
furry little gobstopper
while he walks all over darth maul’s mom’s mourning f-cking face
slap her with an intestine
tell her it was destined to be this way
ain’t nothing to do but ride the wave
“hey why the f-ck can’t we teleport yet!?”
“shhh! jesus.”
“shut the f-ck up, man”
“alright! f-ck…”
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