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the zipper - insane clown posse lyrics

[skit, continued]
what’s that, though?

the zipper

the zipper? it looks raggedy and rickety as f-ck

why don’t you go on it, man? you can tell us what it’s like

[verse 1: sh-ggy 2 dope]
well this lame local fair comes to town every year
with the same lame rides, as if anybody cares
but you still go, ’cause you know, ain’t sh-t else to do
so you smoke a couple joints and head up with your crew
you walk around, and the carnies try to call you out
“come on, throw a dart at the balloons, what you got?”
you just walk by knowing (uh huh) the prizes ain’t sh-t
even the [?] bears got the cheap–ss st-tch (b-tch)
but what’s this? in the corner, the zipper, a new ride
but it’s not new; it looks old as f-ck, but still you slide
over to it, ’cause anything different’s worth checking out
you’re the only one in line. you strap in, and any second now. it’s…

[chorus]
the zipper! (woo)
it’s wonderful! (it’s incredible)
fantastical! (woo)
astounding! (wow!)
amazing! it’s…
the zipper! (woo)
it’s wonderful! (it’s incredible)
fantastical! (woo)
astounding! (wow!)
amazing!

[verse 2: sh-ggy 2 dope]
and it’s over, complete ecstasy for a minute (ah)
you can’t f-cking believe it. right away, you admit it
you start rantin’ and raving about how f-ckin’ live it was
it blew your f-cking mind, and you still feelin’ the buzz
you run over to grab another ticket from the booth
because you found euphoria, and you know it’s the truth (yup)
now a couple of your friends grab a ticket as well (hot dogs)
but they don’t understand; the ride looks weak as h-ll
but you guys get in line, and you’re runnin’ with the quickness
you’re extra geeked now because your homies ’bout to witness
this magical wonder ride of rusty old parts
but they can f-cking feel it too, as soon as it starts. it’s…

[verse 3: sh-ggy 2 dope]
and like that, it stops. you’re all three goin’ crazy
it took you through the heavenly gates; this sh-t’s amazing
now you’re buyin’ up as many tickets as you can
back in line, it’s only your crew, and you don’t understand
how come everyone ain’t ridin’ it? how come the fair is hidin’ it
way back in this corner spot, when that sh-t is [?] hot?
this time, your whole crew’s gettin’ on it for a spin
you’re f-cking doing backflips ready for it to begin
you give the tickets to the carny, and you all pile on
everybody’s mad excited. you all got your smile on
then the carny says to you, “three time’s a doozie
read the sign: ‘ride three times, and your life you lose,’ eh?”

[chorus]
the zipper! (woo)
it’s wonderful! (it’s incredible)
fantastical! (woo)
astounding! (wow!)
amazing! it’s…
the zipper!
this sh-t is wonderful!
this sh-t’s incredible!
this sh-t is breathtaking!
amazing! it’s…
the zipper! (woo)
it’s wonderful! (it’s incredible)
fantastical! (woo)
astounding! (wow!)
amazing! it’s…
the zipper!

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