dog vs. cat - illmac lyrics
[intro: pimpin’ pigeon (lush one)]
ca-caow!
you already know what it is
it’s your playa partna pimpin’ pigeon
droppin’ on the gang from a bird’s-eye view
straight up out the dumpster wit’ the worms i swoop – early
we live from the turf! in the back alley behind sal’s delicatessen
ooh, the rap-off battle league returns with a polarizing species clash guaran-teed to ruffle the feathers of the entire animal kingdom
these two known beasts in the game need no further introduction
on my left-wing side…
[dog (hollow da don)]
you know who it is
fresh out the pound, it’s goin’ down
we don’t get our tails clipped ‘cause we ain’t tellin’ sh-t
it’s the d-d-d-dog, yeah?
[pimpin’ pigeon (lush one)]
and on the right-wing side, who is yoooouu?
[cat (carter deems)]
all these copycats tryin’ to copy cats
shout-out humane society – go cop a cat
meow we’re ready
(-hisses-)
[pimpin’ pigeon (lush one)]
round 1!
[round 1: dog (hollow da don)]
i said…my pet peeve is to have all the hoes pettin’ me
that’s why i’m at the top of the food chain – i’m sure this pet agree (d-mn!)
you probably went to obedience school and got a pet degree, p-ssy! (whoa! d-mn!)
what’s ya life like, seein’ a car roll over your homie rover?
what’s ya life like, owner throwin’ you chicken bones and it’s f-ckin’ ya throat up!? (d-mn!)
what’s ya life like!?
cat, you’re literally trash
this a walk in the park – i got this sh-t in the bag!
[round 1: cat (carter deems)]
what’s my life like? trollin’ police dogs
what you know about struggle? my homies been declawed
catch a stray for rollin’ with street dogs
only time he’s strapped is when he’s obeyin’ the leash laws! (d-mn!)
i seen him rollin’ with dogcatchers – that’s the life he livin’
no joke, grown folks – i ain’t kitten (mew!)
hit ‘em with a pound, i ain’t talkin’ time in prison
but this guy is snitchin’
when times get ruff, dog starts talkin’ like brian griffin!
[round 2: dog (hollow da don)]
being catty, huh? that’s your plan of attack?
wait, let’s look at your man in the back!
how you dissin’ me when your mans is an actual rat!?
[rat]
i-i ain’t no rat! i ain’t no rat! word to mother, b!
[pimpin’ pigeon (lush one)]
d-mn!
[round 2: cat (carter deems)]
i’m shootin’, dog: i’ll air bud
even clifford and beethoven can get it
bullets like dog years – i got one for all seven (d-mn!)
your buddy rover got ran over
you watched his owner neglect him
i got my paws on a weapon like, “we gon’ see if all dogs go to heaven!”
[round 3: dog (hollow da don)]
i’ll have my dogs on your roof like snoopy on the crib
and pop outta nowhere wit’ them infrareds like, “woof! there it is!”
[-dog and his posse shine laser pointers at cat and his crew, causing all the cats to start fighting and scratching each other, thus ending the battle-]
[outro: dog (hollow da don)]
(-singing-) snoop doggy dogg
bow wow wow
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