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noob shop (thrift shop parody) - iijeriichoii lyrics

i’m gonna cop some tags
only got 1 more b-tch -ss rocket
i-i-i’m huntin’
lookin for some bad kids
this is f-cking awesome!

hop in the lobby like ‘what up? i got a big c-ck!’
nah, i’m just pumped they got some noobs i’m about to rock
ice on my gun, man it’s so d-mn frosty that people be like
‘d-mn, that makes my pants saucy’

rollin’ in 6 deep
hunting for that swarm streak
auto-fal kinda cheap
lobby full of kids that squeek
making children cry and weep
tell them they’re an adoptee
don’t forget to call your mom
oh wait, she’s in bed with me (diss)

but sh-t, she was 99 cents!
droppin’ and poppin’ domes like it’s my primary business
getting quad headshot cross-map no-scopes on noobs just like it’s christmas
can’t contain my 5 k!llstreak h-llstorm be raining down your britches
like a pedophilic bear who creeping on you young -ss b-tches!

i’mma take your sentry gun, i’m a take your sentry gun
no, for real man, can i have your sentry gun
rc xd and a c-uav, 2 more k!lls
holy sh-t i’m mlg!

they had a b flag, i got a b flag
i triple capped their team
and then i gave some t-bags
h-llo? h-llo? it’s hard to hear you fellows
all the way at the top of the scoreboard
you’re so far down below grizz!

jump off a building and 720
all the montage makers be like
‘aww he got that yt$’

(chorus)

whatchu know bout rocking the astros on your noggin?
whatchu know bout exercise, i ain’t joggin
i’m gaming, i’m gaming, i’m searching for my squad
cause one man’s hitmarker’s another man’s quad
msmc on with that extended mag attatchment
grab 2 nades with danger close in hopes that enemies will catch em
secondary pistols, perks, and camos fill my custom cl-sses
gamertags like dankbongrips be acting like we smokin’ gr-sses

your grammy, your mommy, your aunty, your mammy
i took em to the room, bent em over, had s-x with em motherf-ckas!
that’s what this kid said on xbox motherf-cker?
ruby tuesdays for fajitas, that motherf-cker!

they be like ‘yo, this map pack is h-lla tight’
i be like ‘yo, that’s 1600 msp for nothing’
$50 admission, lets do some simple addition, $15 for a map pack?
that’s just some ignorant b-tch (sh-t)
i call that getting infinity warded
that’s why treyarch’s finally playing smart business
5 new maps, new zombies, new guns
so many ways to pwn noobs, don’t hide, you can’t run
peep game come take a look through my sniper scope
tryna get girls from k/d, then you h-lla won’t

(chorus)

i’m playing black ops 2
i’m shooting right at you
but my sk!ll has been negated
cause you’ve been lag compensated (repeat)

- iijeriichoii lyrics

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