u think u tristan ? - ihbn lyrics
[intro]
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
yeah
y’all don’t wanna know what really goes on
when we speakin’ of tristan
like, he on some other sh*t
[chorus]
you think you tristan, b*tch?
you not even quitno (ah, yeah)
he said he wanna work at chuck. e. cheese (yeah)
but jordan took his phone away, even after he said please (yeah, yeah, what)
he told tristan to get down on his knees (woah)
and eat a burger (burger, ah)
he got asked what he thinks should be legal, and he said murder (b*tch)
[verse 1]
he’s gonna k!ll everyone that makes him unhappy
which is jordan, jordan, and jordan
i just listed 3, but there’s actually 4 of them
he’s gonna put his glasses on like warden
and then he’s gonna break his ankle like he’s gordon
his old quitno collection, he’s h**rding
jordan’s gonna send tristan to boarding (school, school, school)
jordan called tristan the n word (what)
tristan thinks he’s a bird (brr)
alanys left tristan ’cause he’s a nerd (woah)
tristan told her, “you’re f*ckin’ absurd” (woah)
tristan told her, “you’re just a f*ckin’ t*rd” (oh, woah, woah)
tristan isn’t first or second, he’s third
but i ain’t talkin’ bout mario kart
i’m ihbn, give me a cart
you think you the sh*t but you not even the fart (oh, woah, woah, like)
tristan gave her all of his heart (oh)
but now he goes alone to k*mart (oh)
alanys told tristan he was too smart (oh, woah, woah)
jordan told tristan he looks like bart (woah*oh*woah)
guess what i threw at tristan? a dart
guess what i said sucks? his art
[bridge]
you see what i’m talkin’ about
he is on some other sh*t
[chorus]
you think you tristan, b*tch?
you not even quitno (ah, yeah)
he said he wanna work at chuck. e. cheese (yeah)
but jordan took his phone away, even after he said please (yeah, yeah, what)
he told tristan to get down on his knees (woah)
and eat a burger (burger, ah)
he got asked what he thinks should be legal, and he said murder (b*tch)
[verse 2]
he’s gonna k!ll everyone that makes him happy
which is alanys, alanys, alanys, alanys, and alanys
when tristan saw alanys, he vomit
and his d*ck shoots like a comet
yeah, like a asteroid
he said he can’t breathe like floyd (he’s racist)
he said he’s gonna catch it like tyler boyd
jordan took his phone away, then he got sent in the void
tristan got an iphone and an android
jordan said he’s gonna take both (why?)
tristan looking at his d*ck, he hasn’t seen any growth
he’s lookin’ up g*y p*rn, he’s takin’ notes
“do this better” is what he wrote, uh
yeah, it just rained today, he needs his coat
he told all his opps they don’t want smoke
he told all his opps, “go drink some coke” uh
he told the british people, he’s not your average bloke
tristan went to the doctors and he said he had a pain and they said, “where?” and he said his throat
tristan was tryna escape epstein island but alanys was too big to fit in the boat
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