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sweeney vs. anderson burrus - ibattle lyrics

[round 1: sweeney]
let’s assert some dominance with a beer sip
sky league
so i get to battle a video editor on the internet
(*chuckles*) isn’t it swell?
i give a f*ck if he’s the cameraman of the league, i’m still givin’ him h*ll
and for those of y’all that saw his videos and thought that he was k!llin’ it, well…
i mean, i don’t wanna say he did a bad job, but now we’re filmin’ ourselves
bro, he gon’ need some serious help if i get this b*tch out in public
wannabe avocado can get a round in the pit of his stomach
bro, this sh*t is disgustin’
‘cause people only f*ck with you ‘cause you sound like rone?
bro, talentwise, this isn’t it
this gon’ be one*sided
so if rone’s the king…i guess i gotta carry the prince (prints) like fingertips
bro, i’m known to get it mixing with bars like swizzle sticks
but i also put out a classic app like spinach dip
bro, whose kid is this?
you’re either an awful weak rone, or a carter deems clone
wit’ some grind time punchlines and that awkward geek flow
but your old*school ain’t gonna bother me, bro!
‘cause you got a style that’ll always be old like tommy lee jones
you probably got this awesome sweet home
you and your family out in your cottage
i mean, i can’t think about one problem they’d have
you guys are literally super*duper white, like the same complexion paste has
they think salt is straight trash, like, “we’ll never taste that!”
quarantined right now with wrangler gloves and a dockers face mask
bro, you can’t negate facts!
‘cause of you, we couldn’t even get our name on a flyer
try to be like me, dunsh, and x, but isn’t that great of a writer
you’ve told me before that i leave you amazed and inspired
so since humanity’s f*cked, i guess you got rewarded with an idol like a game of survivor
mittens gang

[round 1: anderson burrus]
alright, alright, how’s everybody doin’ today?
(alright, we’re good, i’m good)
feelin’ good? everyone feelin’ alright?
(feelin’ good, yup, feelin’ good)
cool. all right, let’s go and get this started, ok?
alright…anderson burrus versus kev* (*someone starts coughing*)
are you serious!? (*gunshot*)
anybody else feelin’ sick at all? anybody?
i got the cure right here
i am not*

[*take 2*]
anderson burrus vers’ kevin sweeney…a matchup no one had wanted
lexx asked ibattle, “what big names should we give anderson?“
and frickin’ no one responded
but lexx promised me a look, someone he’d really have to book in advance
turns out it was just sweeney…
lexx, this ain’t a look * it’s a glance
but it’s crazy how i can debut on ibattle, then take off a year
but like airpods, surprisingly, i’ve stayed in y’alls ear
and if the target is sweeney? well, this part will be easy
i gotta bury someone that’s already beneath me
sweeney, you have a couple creative lines, but your delivery makes it worthless
look at your face when you battle
see, you smile when you’re nervous
because deep down you’re worried that no one will understand you
and so you (*huh*huh*) chuckle at your own bars before we even get the chance to
plus you have mittens gassin’ you up, swearing that you’re great
but to call you top*tier is an embarrassment to state
‘cause your delivery is filled with all these amateur mistakes
homie, you break character…and you don’t have a lot of character to break!
but let’s talk about the fact you don’t promote your battles ‘cause you think your job won’t let you
you know, xqz brought this up, and then i saw you say this vers’ eddy:

[sweeney]
sometimes ‘cause of work, i can’t promote so the views suffer

[anderson burrus]
do you know the ego you have to have to think the restaurant you work for cares about your image?
like if you said a bar that’s extra hard, the place would go out of business
like any customer cares that the person cooking their food is a battle rapper
wh*what do you think, there’s gonna be, like, a yelp review, like…
like, “yeah, me and my wife went to this restaurant ‘cause we heard it was nice
i had the burgers with fries * it was perfectly priced
and the service was tight
i mean, sure, it was nice
i just had a real problem with the chef’s personal life”
f*ckin’…idiot
like anybody cares you’re in mittens gang
for those of you outside of the loop, they call themselves “mittens” ‘cause they’re such a tightly knit group
but see, now that i k!lled you, the rest of your team can get it
think hand warmers: yeah, i brought extra heat for mittens
i’m cool with everyone in the group, but, man, i’m different than them
i got way more personality and i’m sick wit’ the pen
so tell louie, flag, jables * homie, let’s get it in
sweeney, you’re just the ugly girl in the group
i only used you to get to your friends
homie, time

just for the record, i’m not, like, seriously callin’ anybody out
i just thought that sounded like a cool way to end the round
i love everybody, hope everyone’s doing well, and a* (*someone sneezes*)
are you kidding* (*gunshot*)

- ibattle lyrics

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