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martin vs. bruskin 40 - ibattle lyrics

[intro: benji reckless]
ibattletv
i’m your host regis philbin
this is the corona virus video tournament, round 1
we got bruskin 40 vers’ martin
flipped the coin already * it’s on martin
let’s go!

[round 1: martin]
yerrrrr!
it’s your boy martin, martin the mod, aka marvelle, aka the motherf*ckin’ bar mod
water f*ckin’ league
free my boy bruskin 40 * he ‘bout to get these bars
so…lexx got me battling a real life bond villain sp*wn minion
i told my moms i got bruskin and she was like, “oh, no, naw! didn’t he just battle polo paul?
that poor boy…the coke done did you wrong”
and i was like, “yeah, yeah, i know”
now let us begin
even my first sentence, i’ll murder one like the verdict is in
early onset dementia: let’s let the madness begin, 40
your choice: come outside and get deaded from a club i swing, or that virus thing
either way you factor it in, you can still blame it all on a bat to the chin
i’mma actually win
it’s gon’ be a scary body
lexx knows i’m fly plus dying to k!ll: kamikaze
i always like taking time wit’ this sh*t, so a short deadline got me tight
but decided i’m taking white out like, “f*ck rewriting this sh*t”
so here’s the plan: this battle drops, your stock’ll flop
like, just cave in outta nowhere: encino man
i mean, you might share it to boost your lil’ views average
but either way, this link’ll weigh (lin quay) on you like the sub*zero clan
but we got the dexter. bar. king * he’d never hang the gloves up
when i first heard that bar, i had the two of my thumbs up…dexter’s mom b*tt
‘cause, man, listen…
that cougar got more bu*b*bu*bu*b*tt than a homeschool transition
i beat the brakes off that thang, it was more than brutal
disrespect her with the utmost class, that’s my way to salute
‘cause i’ll shoot you, just to make her give head at the wake
that’s my top of the morning to you
then you told maxx you look like nonch from the*
time!

[round 1: bruskin 40]
what up, cvlt? salute
crazy*ass card
this is wild, but…let’s build somethin’
let’s build somethin’
i said, bruskin 40 bars, insert a ‘90s reference
this dude ain’t hard to beat
supermarket sweep: i’ll run through mart’ in 90 seconds!
i said, it’s martin, the best artist on his local backpage
you and conflix should form a tag team called…”hard*to*pr*nounce last names”
but your girl been dming me, and i was gonna let her disappear like a backsp*ce
but she keeps bringing up the rear like last place!
so i responded wit’ sh*t like, “i’m wit’ it” and that’s great
until she ruined it by sayin’ “eat my ass” in all caps
bro, that was in bad taste!
so i’ll clean out both your mouths
bullets bigger than bars of soap
then they’ll chew through the field like starving goats
i already got a couple pointed in your joint like arthroscopes
i know you ain’t cold (cole) wit’ the tommy…boy, this ain’t the martin show!
i said, d*mn, gina! why’d y’all let martin in?
no matter, i’m kevin belingon: i won’t let martin win (nguyen)
i can’t stand your face, so i’ll send cans your way like starving kids
and i’m a deadshot…’cause i only hardly (harley) miss
but martin draws…
f*ck that, these twins bustin’ like kids jumpin’ on the bed
start whaling on him wit’ the guns like joanna jer* whatever
i’ll b*tt you on the head!
terrible haircuts: i’ll have you jumpin’ off the edge
all you’ll hear is, “eee, eee”
it’s a dolphin rescue: i gotta cut you off the ‘net!
but salute on your ibattle debut
what a fishy way to start it
sorry i had to tee (t) off on your name and give you an l…now you go by marlin
water league

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