human vs. laugh n stalk - ibattle lyrics
intro: benji reckless]
smdldldldl* ibattletv
quarantine video battle tournament, round 1
laugh n stalk versus human
we did the coin toss * it’s on human
[round 1: human]
they ain’t ready
cass’, you ready? y’all ready?
b*tch, i’ll run in your crib wit’ no mask on, sneezin’ on sh*t
he get this work while we on break: it’s a seasonal shift
when people get sick, no matter what disease that it is
we know brett was already quarantined in his crib
you see, he’s on a “list”
when they canceled reno 911!, lost his job and his reason to live
my ninth grade teacher called me to speak to the kids
you gotta stay at least 2,000 feet from the kids
i’m a fan of these brackets
this what we ‘bout to see happen
it start with jokes, ‘til i say laugh in a casket
i’m just cozy
i visit your mother for s*x only
she said, “how’d you know that that was my spot?”
i said, “brett told me.”
every time i called these rappers out, they compare views
‘cause they afraid that they’ll lose
like, bro, yo’ bars nice, but your facial fair rude
yo’ mustache told me, “go back to africa.”
i said, “why? they hate us there, too”
when i introduce myself to my neighbors, they get wired
when you introduce yo’ self to yo’ neighbors, it’s state*required
play with fire
human’s all got destruction: we made the virus
they excited, but put stalk (stock) up for nothin’: the date expired
all the boys did night shifts in brick houses like commodores
and take risks like they take from a sultan
we armed for war
he ain’t different, they’re pushin’ this broad like a star was born
it makes sense that he look like a farmer ‘cause stalk a corn
b*tch, you went against rahney and got destroyed
watch the score, they remember the bars i was droppin’ more
n*ggas said stay at home, but i don’t get off early and just stop working
and that’s even when i’m versing with brett foxworthy
i flew up in detroit, so they might let marv serve me
and if he take me out, then that’s just my journey
time
aye, play me out, boul
[round 1: laugh n stalk]
wu*tang, p*ssy, that’s what’s up
wu*tang, p*ssy, that’s what’s up
wu*tang, p*ssy, that’s what’s up
charles lucas iii, the hardest dude in the ‘burbs
the bad boy of no coast
hooh, the goosebumps have emerged
i think it’s really crummy that i have you in the first
so let’s roll the dice, poltergeist
this a cr*p shoot and a he*rs*
lemme guess…you wanna tell the world that you tote steel and blam it?
do you still go to work ‘cause you got coke*dealing habits?
i don’t know about y’all, but i just don’t feel the panic
we’re battlin’ on the web * i got the home*field advantage!
your mans get it, pandemic
clear the field and scorch the earth
takin’ stalk, baby talk
it’s cute when human forming words
you’re top 5…in the bottom 10
that 10 bucks is more than worth
you’re not even the best charles in your family, b*tch: you’re the third
‘cause you see, on wuhan, i’m better than you
but on the üther hand, i’m more clever than you
i’m the kool*aid man, not because i’m red with the views
it’s ‘cause i’m breakin’ down walls once i enter the room…
v*g*n* walls
my haters? adorable
and the opps tickle
you are not an obstacle
i don’t rock with you
when you rap, people think, “oh my god, it’s like thought riddles!”
when i rap, people think, “oh my god, that is tom riddle.”
you’re like an anti*vaxxer: we’d all be better off if the shots hit you
organ donors like grocery owners
“i think we’re running low on soft tissue!”
“phone, wallet, keys, pistol”
this kid’s boring!
i will run your pockets and say i’m helping you with inventory
90*second rounds, yeah, it’s somethin’ light
i got the same powers as iron man
i’m rich and i will f*ck your wife
this tournament’s a tarot reading: yeah, the card’s stupid
bet you feeling salty now
yeah, you are, lucas!
i’m ready for the next round, this is god movin’
i’m feelin’ out of this world, it’s like i’m…
it’s like i’m…
it’s like i’m not. human
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