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3 pound pints - hyphen lyrics

[verse 1]
the morning commute feels like getting punched in the p*n*s by a mallet
and then asking a man with a mallet if he’d like it to do it again after the weekend
my mum said work hard in school, so i did
why am i more miserable than the kids that didn’t?
what the f*ck happened to 20*20 vision?
i spent most of my time that year in a prison

[chorus]
i’m getting higher than the average house price
three pound pints, so i go ahead and down mine
how long until we’re paying to go outside?
three pound pints, so i go ahead and down mine
ma, you didn’t tell me this is how it’s how it’ll be
thought life would be fine if you found a degree
yeah, i’m looking for three pound pints (three pound pints anyone?)
[verse 2]
it’s unusual
i go to the shop and there’s 50 million types of bottled water
that doesn’t seem very useful
one notion
david attenborough makes me feel like sh*t for using a straw, while bp takes oil spill w*nks in the ocean

[verse 3]
what an annoying day
the government can lie about pretty much everything (everything)
but i get fired for taking excessively long toilet breaks
it’s awesome, people say, “go back to where you came from” (“go back to where you came from!”)
i was literally born in portsmouth

[chorus]
i’m getting higher than the average house price
three pound pints, so i go ahead and down mine
how long until we’re paying to go outside?
three pound pints, so i go ahead and down mine
ma, you didn’t tell me this is how it’s how it’ll be
thought life would be fine if you found a degree
yeah, i’m looking for three pound pints (three pound pints anyone?)
[outro]
was a very powerful thing, but became very arrogant, and um started to really intrigue people and just be bothered about anything, k!ll people, just [?] drunk [?]

- hyphen lyrics

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