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naruto vs. one piece (rap battle cypher) - hydrohero lyrics

[verse 1: shikamaru nara (hydrohero)]
i’m a cold calculatin’, strategy takin’
big brain with the plays that i’m makin’
no whitebeard, leave you all shakin’
leave you fried like ino bacon
all y’all gettin’ served like brunch
put ya pirates in a box, captain crunch
oh, you want the smoke? awesome, uh
leave sanji like a tennis serve tossed ’em up
kunais too quick when i shoot like lead
i’ma hit on nami cause i want the head
no magellan, i stay with the sh*t
i’ll put law down like when a gaffle hits
the one piece does not exist!
but the two piece does these two fists
luffy will get sown up!
no thread, shadow stitch

[verse 2: sanji vinsmoke (freeced)]
might get smoke from vin, but i want no family
better take food pills if you want beef cause i’ve reached the peak of my amity
it’s true that i hits on women, but only if they’ve been well*written
it ain’t about 2ds on your chest, it’s the two dimensions you’re living
no hack*and*slash attack, hit you in the back
with a rapid calf and that’s half of a match of
hacky sack and then half of aratsiaq
if you’re alaskan, but i’m not asking
sous chef and i keep a crew kept fed
two timbs and i use ’em to dent heads
who’s next? looking like if you sent feds
then i’m serving up legs with your fruit and veg
[verse 3: sasuke uchiha (pe$o pete)]
weight of my whole clan
got me with back pain, f*ck around, he catch a black flame
“eye” guess my stat changed
eye guess my look change, eye guess you weaker than everyone thought
rinnegan making me places i’m not
this a genjutsu if you think we lost
there is a difference in both of our squads
fight for my people, you fight for the plot (p*ssy!)
yeah, back in days i was a brat, i ain’t had no ambition
now i work for my nation, my wife and my children, i’m striking like lightning, i’m yelling out kirin
i’m throwing up signs, you a threat, so we sealed ’em, all of this chakra you gon have to deal with
f*cking with pe$o, this mangekyo infinite, yo ass gon have to ask sakura to heal you!

[verse 4: trafalgar d law (diggz da prophecy)]
easy win though, clear to see where all the losers be
i’m ope with the sk!ll, i leave her smiling when i use the d
make room, i need the sp*ce and opportunity
to leave ’em all in one piece, now the village has some unity
that talk is cheap, so speak easy when you on the go
or do just like you corazon and keep it on the low
tell sasuke, he is not the man, can’t copy what i got in hand
what you need is to drop the plan, i’m the law, y’all ready for the bar exams?

[verse 5: tsunade senju (lex bratcher)]
tsunade
pirates who cares? man, who are they?
it ain’t for me, zoro? huh, better pray for the weak
couldn’t hit me with one sword, let alone three
uh, they can not touch when the fights in my hand
i understand why they wanna bite the woman
way i ride onto them is so smooth, wait, luffy?
i thought that was a bicycle brand
huh, boa hanc*ck will not know peace, don’t want to compete, don’t want the receipts
you’ll see the defeat, don’t mess with the kage’s or i won’t bring you back in one piece
y’all wanna be drenched in the riches and treasures and be someone who can not be replaced
but please don’t let them diamonds go to your head like the tattoo that’s on my face
[verse 6: boa hanc*ck (da*wolf)]
my sisters, they getting the best of me
empress, why would you step to me
top of the heap
the only female, warlord of the seas
got em around my finger, i do it with ease
constrict and i squeeze from slave to a queen
dragon backbone got celestial means
the gorgons look at you, you stuck and you freeze, uh
snake charmer, don’t need armor, leave him harder than mero mero no mi
my harbor, these curves sharper, enough to drown a f*cking marine
i plot and i scheme, run off with hearts and i leave ’em a fiend
think you a player, you just a part of the team, here’s yo jersey, i’m outta ya league, sheesh

[verse 7: kakashi hatake (connor quest!)]
i got the goro goro looking sorrowful
miss me like “toro toro” with all of your bull
i could just borrow what i wanted from all you
better hope chopper does not open that hospital
four gears? we got eight gates, yonkos? we got kages
and i was one of them, if there’s a problem we get the squad on them, they ace’d
rang that bell in the sky, but try grab mine, you’d scuff your footing, uh, anbu men at my side, make cp9 look tough as cushions
sanji must of missed that casting for american pie! “yo, what’s that mean?” cause that tw*t lost his chance to f*ck pudding, ha

[verse 8: zoro roronoa (toon god)]
zoro roronoa, i’ma pirate like samolian
i got a short temper, but i’m not a short man with a napoleon complex
oh, finding my way is too complex, until i’m hitting my target
already faced a couple ninjas at wano, but y’all ain’t even gave me a scar yet
rock solid, three rings in my ear and my sword be covered in haki
three sword style, ay, let’s see you copy, kakashi
might have to call up on a couple shadow clones, don’t care about visual prowess
you on a quest! to become the greatest, but homie, you know that i been it, i make the crowd lit
[verse 9: naruto uzumaki (the kevin bennett)]
who that with the hardest flow?
i don’t mean full blast with a garden hose
naruto ’bout to go and scarf a bowl
of large miso, got the ramen like a playstation console
turn one piece to a million
coming over the top of your head, pavilions
with a swift kick up in the coconut
i can’t control the chakra, can’t stop the rasengan
coming out of my palm
my type will connect on sight like dot com
hokage the kamikaze nonstop
i’ve got like nine tails and don’t give no fox
come on, hand it to us, hands down, we got the upper hand
since y’all gotta get it together, you could even use luffy’s body as a rubberband

[verse 10: monkey d luffy (shao dow)]
hey yo, it’s monkey d
let me give your wifey the monkey d, you can’t f*ck with me
she said pull out the rubber, hinata lover
you’re the hidden leaf while i’m hidden in her bed covers
wait, nuh uh, you renamed your show three times, in manga sales you’re behind
don’t know when to quit, boruto’s sh*t, better gum gum shut your mouth and be quiet
’cause sanji will smoke ya, robin will choke ya, zoro will slice ya
usopp told me he knows how to snipe ya
jinbei will fish your corpse out the brook
if i chop a man down you’ll get your life took
you can’t bully
i’m rubber and you’re p*ssy
fake ’cause you pose with logs, but no nami
and we still got weapons left, just ask franky

- hydrohero lyrics

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