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squirrel house - howell dawdy lyrics

[verse 1]
on the first day of school, teacher said to me
when you grow up and get a job
you can be anything you want
but she meant doctor or a lawyer or a fireman
and i am not up to the work those jobs require, man
guess i’ve given up trying to be steve jobs or bill gates
but i think a more prestigious future for me awaits
when i die, just put me face down in the grass, man
i’d love to think some squirrels might make a home inside my ass, man

[pre*chorus]
go ahead, peak early, i wanna peak with my final form
ass out in the yard keeping a family of squirrеls warm

[chorus]
bury me with my b*tt sticking up
so a squirrel family makes a hutch in my b*tt
i wanna bе a squirrel house
i wanna be a squirrel house
i wanna be a*

[verse 2]
bury me face down in the soil, man
shove a vinyl liner right up my hole, man
read a eulogy over me when i’m dead
and then scatter some bird seed on my naked cheeks and legs, man
let’s give a tiny rodent family a home
where they can make some memories and feel safe in a storm
i bet they’d love a humble, comfortable house
where the front door is my ass and the back door is my mouth
[pre*chorus]
i want the squirrels to put a welcome mat on what used to be my b*lls
and hang their family portraits on my intestinal walls

[chorus]
bury me with my b*tt sticking up
so a squirrel family makes a hutch in my b*tt
i wanna be a squirrel house
i wanna be a squirrel house

[verse 3]
gonna make my ass fat so you can entertain company
imagine raising your offspring in such comfort and security
threatening your daughter’s prom date on the porch with an acorn gun
while mother’s homemade pie aroma wafts out my gaping bung
just take a peek inside my capacious rear
you’ll wanna hibernate in there 12 months of the year
there’s probably room for an indoor pool once i’ve been hollowed out
h*ll, if you lived up my ass, you’d be home right now

[pre*chorus]
i don’t wanna be a famous rich guy who gets tons of women
i just wanna be the naked ass in the yard that squirrels live in

[chorus]
bury me with my b*tt sticking up
so a squirrel family makes a hutch in my b*tt
i wanna be a squirrel house
i wanna be a squirrel house
bury me face down ass up
so a squirrel family makes a home in my b*tt
i wanna be a squirrel house
i wanna be a squirrel house

bury me with my b*tt sticking up
so a squirrel family makes a hutch in my b*tt
i wanna be a squirrel house
i wanna be a squirrel house

- howell dawdy lyrics

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