quivering - house boat lyrics
i sent you a text
we went out on a date
drank a few beers
and we stayed out late
but when i asked for another date
you gave me the runaround
but that’s okay
because you sorta kinda looked like jello biafra
met a girl online
took her back to my room
i got things going just a little too soon
and maybe it was just the light of the moon
but this girl turned out to be a f*cking loon
i probably should’ve guessed when she said she was really into puppets
i’ve got a few stories i’d like to share with you
i hope you don’t mind the fact that my t**th are disgusting
i’ll break the ice if you promise to play nice
as long as you’re nuts i promise to be too trusting
another night and another date
you look cute in your picture so i can’t wait
i’m hoping you’re not hideously overweight
but it turns out that you’re hideously overweight
i hope it doesn’t make me a d*ck
to say i’m just not feeling this
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