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nine to five - hotman lyrics

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[intro: the overseer]
another day at the office
wonder what papers i’ll have to file?
maybe rachel from accounting will talk to me today?
f-ck
time to sit on my -ss for the day and do stupid shit
f-ck it, i’m getting some coffee
pour a cup… hm… another f-cking cup
where’s the boss? not around?
f-ck it, i’m putting on some hotman

[chorus 1: dcp]
inject me with coffee to make me feel alive
-ss rammed by the man, cause i’m working nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five

[interlude 1: the overseer]
…and the fax machine isn’t working again
gotta put up with this shit every day
you think that my cheap -ss boss could afford a working fax machine but no he can’t
and he’s standing right there. f-ck

[verse 1: dcp]
been working all day, my boss is f-cking g-y
cubicle b-tch sucking corporate d-ck
throw out my reports, cause i don’t give a shit
boss wants to fire me, well f-ck him, i quit
i don’t give a d-mn, take a shit on my desk
pick it up and rub it all over my chest
every single morning, brush my teeth with crest
i’ll take rachel from accounting, piss between her br–sts

[chorus 2: stevie]
inject me with coffee to make me feel alive
-ss rammed by the man, cause i’m working nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five

[interlude 2: the overseer]
eighteen f-cking years and you have the gall to fire me?
you have the f-cking ga- you know all the shit i’ve put into this f-cking business?
nah, f-ck this, i don’t f-cking need this
i’m gonna go home to my f-cking family
gonna get my son, we’re gonna play some f-cking wiffy ball

[verse 2: trance]
take a shit in the break room, cause i’m f-cking sick
i hope nobody walks in but santorum rick
jazz in the coffee pot, watch rachel take a sip
oh, it doesn’t turn me on, cause i like fat d-ck
computer at my desk it is strictly used for porn
lunch break comes around so i jack off to g-y porn
boss walks by, so i put my d-ck away
oh, just forget about it, i want him to know i’m g-y

[chorus 3: trance]
inject me with coffee cause it makes me feel alive
-ss rammed by the man, cause i’m working nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five
hey, hey, nine to five

[interlude 3: the overseer]
alright, dad’s home, family meeting everyone
gonna get right to it
i just got fired from my job
we’re gonna run into some financial trouble
but i -ssure you we’re fine
we have hotman, i’ve got the new cd
i’ve listened to it and i’m a changed man
hotman, this one’s for you

[outro: trance & the overseer]
“dad, what are you doing?”
“son, i’m burning all of these fozzy cd’s.”
“why are you doing that?”
“to signify the dethroning of a former dadrock king
and the bestowing of another.”

- hotman lyrics

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