a christmas shortcut - hot dad lyrics
i’m thinkin’ ’bout those presents
i want ’em now
i really love some gifts at christmas
tear the wrapping paper
uncover prize
i need to see what people thought i would like
etiquette dictates that i’ve gotta wait
for christmas eve or christmas day
when i’m face-to-face
with mom and dad or uncles
it’s a disgrace
appalling stuff
i need a christmas shortcut
i just wanna open up my presents now
give me a christmas shortcut
i can’t wait forever, this is what i want
a straight line is the shortest
distance between
me and my presents, holiday geometry
underneath the tree, such a cruel display
wrapped items staring back
taunting every day
i toss and turn in bed
looping scary thoughts
of waiting until christmas morning
i dream of wrapping paper
covering the earth
a suffocated world, tradition at its worst
everyone keeps sayin’ “you’ve gotta wait”
for christmas eve or christmas day
when i’m face-to-face
with grandparents, friends, aunts
people i’ve met
absolutely unthinkable
i need a christmas shortcut
i just wanna open up my presents now
give me a christmas shortcut
i can’t wait forever, this is what i want
i need a christmas shortcut
from point a wrapped up
point b in use in my home
give me a christmas shortcut
expedite, accelerate
let’s hurry now
i have my creed, yes they’re firm beliefs
when i learn of presents, i must open them asap
gratification, no, i won’t delay
so many presents, gotta open them all today
i don’t wanna wait, i don’t wanna wait
i don’t wanna wait
no-o-o-o-o
i’m not gonna wait, i’m not gonna wait
i’m never gonna wait
no-o-o-o-o
i need a christmas shortcut
i just wanna open up my presents now
give me a christmas shortcut
i can’t wait forever, this is what i want
i need a christmas shortcut
from point a wrapped up
point b in use in my home
give me a christmas shortcut
expedite, accelerate
let’s hurry now
oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
a christmas shortcut
christmas shortcut
christmas shortcut
christmas shortcut now
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