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farmer's tan - hot chocolate party lyrics

ey, ey, ey, we ’bout to kick it up a notch
you know we like to keep it spf100
so put down your fifty shades of grey
cuz we talkin’ one deep–ss shade of red
and take a seat, elvis
cuz we taking deep burns to another level! (farmer’s tan)

disclaimer: i’m a skinny fella
spending hot days under an umbrella
but i got a bit of a dilemma
spent a minute on the beach, a condition developed
somebody forgot the coppertone
itchy, scratchy, like a show within a show
standing firm on the point of no return
thin line redder than a sunburn
my forearm got third place, but what my
bicep doing in the first place? (don’t know) lemme tell ya
better hope and pray somebody brought some armor
‘else somebody end up looking like a farmer
it’s just what the affliction’s called
if i’m being perfectly honest, man, i’d rather be bald
but that’s probably not smart, i apparently burn easy
my head would be red, and i’d rather be dead, unnh

now i am a lovely shade of rouge
aloe vera lotion, that’s my truth
got me wearing t-shirts in the pool
thought i brought my sunblock, but
now i went and got myself (got myself a farmer’s tan)
now i went and got myself (a noticeable farmer’s tan)

my appendage neapolitan
my whole arm flip-flopping like a politician
getting rays like i do good work
but why’d i have to go and wear a short sleeve shirt?
now i sizzle like a reel
technicolor visible from here, wondering if it’ll heal
silver lining in a sky with no clouds
i’m kinda shy and look buff, i’ll even stevens it out
i’m gonna find me a lounge, i’m gonna spread myself out
i’m gonna cook out like a burger till i average it out
and if you’re wondering how i’m gonna turn it around
i’m gonna stay out every day until the sun’ll go down, but dammit
i overdid it
somehow reversed my affliction
if you’re going for the golden while avoiding the cancer
better take it to a sprayer, that’s a #1 answer, ahh

please, somebody call an ambulance
cuz lemme tell ya, man, the burns, i can’t handle this
using so much cover-up, it’s so scandalous
you got a weather app, how come you didn’t plan for this?
it’s ok if you’re uneven (uneven)
only gotta deal with ridicule for one season (one season)
elbow down looking red like a mad demon (mad demon)
while my bicep looking pale like an elizabethan, ahh

it’s ok if you’re uneven
it’s ok if you’re uneven
it’s ok

- hot chocolate party lyrics

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