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all about this base - horrible histories lyrics

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because, you see
it’s all about this base, about this base, n0body’s healed
this hospital’s a waste of sp*ce, worse than the battlefield
it’s all about this nurse, made it less worse so we all hail
the lady with the lamp

me, florence nightingale

don’t like red painted walls (that’s blood, ma’am) oo*er
probably doesn’t help you’ve built this on a sewer
those russians good at k!lling our men in crimea
but not half as good as this place, central station diarrhoea

first i brought in some towels so when emptying their bowels
then at least their botties were clean (isn’t funny)
helped them get off their backs, offering tasty fresh snacks
in the hospital canteen (yummy, yummy)
took one look at the squalor and cases of cholera
sores and dysentery (poorly tummy)
and then, here’s the surprise, bought the stolen supplies
back with my own money

because, you see
it’s all about this base, about this base
don’t get annoyed
i’ll get a brand*new pillow case, clear all trace of typhoid
it’s all about this nurse, fortunes reversed, at the double
helping soldiers feel less worse, don’t need a he*rs*
no trouble

took my light round at night, checked the men were alright
and not suffering too much pain (feeling peaky)
most of all i was spying, check nurses weren’t lying
but doing what they were saying (pretty sneaky)
i ensured that the kitchen dished out good nutrition
and everyone got enough (bubble and squeak*y)
and found that over time that the deaths did decline
turns out she sure knows her stuff

because it’s all about this base, about this base, sanitation
all about control of disease incubation
yes, it’s all about this nurse and how she turned her abhorrence
of this curse into a cleaner universe
cheers, florence!

- horrible histories lyrics

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