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dick so small - hooligan christian lyrics

[intro]
hooligan christian (ayy)

[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d*cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl*ng
we need some medication (b*tch)
a little dedication
this sh*t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals (go)

[verse 1: hooligan christian]
hooligan christian (brrr)
walking down the halls (woo, woo)
d*ck so small (okay), p*ss all on my b*lls (ouch, ouch)
i can’t tell if i’m hard or soft (yeah)
she says i’m great like the chinese wall (ching*chong)
your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (okay, okay)
i said h*ll nah b*tch just get your hands off (okay, okay)
ah sh*t, drippin’ like a faucet
go to the bank, make a deposit (woo)
negative 32 books in my wallet, but back to the topic
walk it or talk it

[verse 2: dylan polley]
suckin’ my d*ck in the bathroom the b*tch wanna suck on my nut
eating that booty like pudding and riding this d*ck till i bust (ayy, ayy)
she said she tasting my sauce, ayy
she said she sucking my b*lls, ayy
feeling her love for my closet, ayy
making my d*ck fall off, ayy
making my d*ck fall off, yeah
come and jump off of my c*ck, yeah
my boys and we got small c*cks, yeah
condom is gonna fall off, b*tch
filling me up and i’m slowing it down and that b*tch wanna give me the crown (crown)
f*cking it up and i got a small d*ck in that b*tch and it’s making her frown (b*tch)

[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d*cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl*ng
we need some medication
a little dedication
this sh*t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals

[interlude: dylan polley & hooligan christian]
bro, where the f*ck is st**zy at?
i don’t know. get his ass in the booth
call him up

[verse 3: st**zy kane]
came in this b*tch with a small d*ck
got a bad b*tch she ain’t even thick
can’t even suck me she only just l!ck
when i have s*x my duration is quick
i’m back on my sh*t (fax)
she give me a dance
it’s small so i’m letting her know in advance
she pull down my pants
got on her knees, praise to the lord she all on my belly b*tton
i hope she’s not my cousin
put my cares in the oven (what? what?)
she call me daddy so i f*cked her mamma (sneezes)
eating her ass on the back of a llama
my money got commas like i’m sick of pauses
f*cking your b*tch and i come out the closet
where’s my deposit?
coins in pocket
i’m being factual let’s just be honest
my tiny p*n*s bring joy to the world
it helps the economy like a nonprofit n*gga

- hooligan christian lyrics

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