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chief wiggum vs chief - hoodiemasterr lyrics

chief wiggum:
okay, boys. sounds like we have a problem
without his dog*headed cop, he couldn’t get the job done
in this battle i will be beating you in fair time
your win is as existent as your own hairline
how you the town’s chief if you got pushed by the feline
replaced captain underpants, just to get no screen time
in the end you always win and coming first
but in this end, i will leave you in the dirt
funny how a person’s body has the head of a dog, man
now i’m gonna jump you like i was dog man
my bars bust busters like you, you ain’t my dawg, man
and when i destroy your books no one’s reading to their dog, man
i mean like, my officers unlike you: get the job done
this isn’t the first time you got bad guys on the run
if you stopped making mistakes, there wouldn’t be any villains
you’re the chief, but you have the brain of a kid

chief:
have you ever read the dog man books? i doubt that
like george and harold’s comics: your bars are what we laugh at
look at you man, eating donuts off your guns
that could really be a blast if that’s your kind of fun
you’re lazy and cowardly all of the time
so you always gotta let your buddies fight all the crime
i don’t even hold a gun, i bet i’m still a better aim ranger
you remind of your kid cause, “i’m in danger”
talking about my screen time, you’re just a side character
you don’t even reach levels in my barrier
and plus bro i am more known than you
even the simpsons mandela effect is more known than you
and why are you talking about who grows more hair
bro you dyed your sh*t blue, i would rather have no hair
and you are lazy you just leave people to die
been a chief all your life and only solved 2 crimes
chief wiggum:
sure “you’re an aim ranger”, but at least mine’s actually guns
you just make stupid potty humor jokes for fun
i think i should take over to be the chief’s replacement
actually, it would be better if your robot still lives
you get fooled by the cat when you hug it out
no one laughs at your jokes, i should be the new chief now
because my bars hit like a kick from this weak man
you’re only a superhero in one book, chief man

chief:
even with your rhymes, you couldn’t top me
fooling around is your only hobby
you’re the problem around here, don’t you see?
i bet you’re so scared, you send eddie and lou to fight me
looks like it was me who beated this cop
my rhymes are more explosive than petey’s bomb!
you’re under arrest! you can no longer bail
once i beat you, i’ll send you to “bad rappers jail”

- hoodiemasterr lyrics

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