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one week - holderness family lyrics

[intro]
hey guys! so i just looked at my calendar, and i noticed that

[chorus]
it’s been once week since they cancelled school
should’ve done ’cause it’s a pandemic
five days since we studied cells
but they’re confusing and neither of us get it
three days since we worked on math
it all resulted in crying and a*yelling
yesterday, you’d forgiven me
but it’ll still be two days still we work on spelling

[verse 1]
we thought it’d be fun to try a jigsaw
but i got ticked off, and so we started watching aquaman
we madе a list of things to do, after an hour we werе through
and now we’re queuing up another freaking iron man
now that our offices are closed down
she’s hearing every sound, i made some soup and i’m slurping
it turns out i’m a loud eater and also a loud breather
and my soda, it is leading to some burping
gonna take a break and make a steak
and maybe blending up a shake
i can’t stop eating ’cause i’m working on the island
gotta see the kids, they say they’re busy
he told me he’s reading, is he?
no, he’s watching something random on the ipad
[pre*chorus]
how can i help you with your science while i’m working?
how the heck do teachers get ’em to do anything?
i’m the kind of guy who plays lots of solitaire
gotta keep me from losing my mind

[chorus]
it’s been once week since they cancelled school
trying to fight the urge to be lazy
five days since we went to the park
even the dog is going stir*crazy
three days since we played board games
it all resulted in crying and a*yelling
four days since you took a shower
and now the whole house is getting really smelly

[verse 2]
i’m gonna order the kung pao chicken
thank goodness that they’re still deliverin’
watching liv and maddie with the lights on
we’re dans la maison, i hope that artie’s in this one
like harrison ford, i’m getting frantic
and in a panic, because we’re getting nothing done, man
we made a color*coded chart, it really was a work of art
but no one’s following, so it’s in the trash can
the teacher’s zooming from his school
they get it free, that’s really cool
and that’s the way that they are gonna do learning
gonna make a dinner for the fam, i’m gonna try to bake a ham
but i have adhd, so it’s burning
[pre*chorus]
can’t believe that we might be here ’til fall
i am starting to notice cracks in the walls
also wondering, if we shelter in place
how the heck am i gonna get my oil changed?
how the heck is she gonna get her highlights?
how am i gonna get my hair cut?

[chorus]
it’s been one week since she saw her friend
they used to go on walks, but now it’s dangerous
five weeks since i went to a bar
they shut ’em down ’cause everyone’s contagious
three days since we ran out of chips
because i’m always around them and i’m snacky
yesterday, tried to buy some more
but the grocery shelves are really, uh, empty

- holderness family lyrics

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