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it's not rice - holderness family lyrics

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[verse 1]
she shouted upstairs, saying dinner has started
i took one bite and i immediately farted
i know you cook healthy, you should be so proud
but it tastes so weird that i shouted out loud

[chorus]
it’s not rice, it is cauliflower
it’s got a smell that overpowers
everything else i wanna try
it’s not rice, you chopped it up so it looks like it
but it’s not rice, it is lyin’
and no amount of salting will suffice
it’s not rice

[verse 2]
thank you for cooking, but it’s hard to savor
’cause this has absolutely zero flavor
i need to eat more, i’m a giant man
and it all got stuck on the bottom of the pan

[chorus]
it’s not rice, it is cauliflower
now there’s a pan i gotta scour
you’ve done this to me for thе third straight night
it’s not rice, it has no carbohydrates
i may sneak out and go to arby’s
i just wanna livе while i’m alive
it’s not rice
[bridge]
i do admit it’s not all bad because
i do like it when you bread it with some buffalo sauce

[chorus]
but it’s not rice, it is cauliflower
i’ll be hungry again in an hour
and you could buy rice at half the price, yeah
and it’s not rice, i try it as a pizza crusting
but when it’s rice, it’s so disgusting
i just wanna live while i’m alive
it’s not rice

- holderness family lyrics

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