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mario & link (original) - hobo johnson lyrics

[intro]
oh no, not another one
you’re completely ready and prepared for this, yuh

[verse]
mario’s never getting none and link’s never getting some
so why would princesses love me, man?
i’m not really making moves i’m just kinda breathing
i work at f-cking pizza places just so i keep eating
that’s the type of sh-t
to make me go and smoke a f-cking pack of smokes a day
that’s the type of sh-t to make me ask my father “you okay?”
that’s the type of sh-t to make be buy a flask for 25
and fill it up with taaka vodka only 4.99
that’s the type of sh-t to make me write a song and f-cking pray
that this one is better than the one that i wrote yesterday
or yester-year yes-sir-please let me get the recipe, to not being broke
boy, i’d really love to be a king but mario and link
should’ve showed that perseverance is not the end all to everything
the princess in the hallway in a robe
and i asked “do you like coffee and scones and she says “no!”
but i just k!lled a f-cking dragon though!
with this sword that i made from the words of my soul
i just k!lled a f-cking dragon though, i just k!lled a f-cking dragon though
but it’s whatever, i don’t even f-cking care

- hobo johnson lyrics

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