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the experiment - hill climbers lyrics

[intro: big b]
yo
okay
this is the last song
i know it sucks guys but you know i gotta start things out right
(alright big b let’s hit!)
yea (-laughter)

[verse 1: big b]
brandon is my name
people call me fat but i know they are the same
listening to these lyrics and i know i’ve got you tamed
moving so fast they call me super sayain
now i got en shook
thinking they can fight until i come in with the hook
thinking they can roast, well man i’m bout to cook
thinking they can try me…
well bi i dare you
man, i’m tired of being called fat
because i’m better than that
so get my name out yo mouth
before i make you take a seat
get yourself rocked
by my friends and me (yo come fight us!)
yeah is time for me to leave
i honestly don’t really care if y’all call me fat
like i mean you can if you want
i mean it’s alright i won’t take it personal
alright see ya in the past
(you’re fat)
what?
alright guys see y’all in the past
bi

[verse 2: dijo]
yuh
uhh i don’t know how to write
but i still make you cry
with lines like

(watch out!)
for i’m a white boy in a middle cl-ss town with a subaru! woo!
yo i’ll make your feet go wild with my tasty nasty flow
what’d i put tasty?
that’s not right
do a 123 then go four
ah yea yay
i gotta
(you never ended your sentence)
i know you want to be me
i got like 10,000 fifa points
yuh yo peace
yo i’m out
(jon snow!) (repeat)
oh jon snow?
(jon snow!) (repeat)
oh okay?
(jon snow!) (repeat)
uhh okay?
you guys are weird i’m out dude peace i’m out
(ned stark!)

[verse 3: aggressively mediocre]
(stop stop stop moving)
1
2
3
4
why did i agree to be on this album
i had real dreams to be an italian
but that’s all gone out the window with me on this album
i’m kept out by mr. mattarella cause i don’t like mozzarella
(who’s that?)
ay
(who’s that?)
he’s president of italy
(what?)
they call me am cause they can’t say my full name
ay
(what’s your name again?)
shut your mouth
(-laughter-)
some say that i’m cool oh wait they don’t because i’m lame
ay
-coughing-
who’s using the slide whistle i don’t think that’s a b-ss
ay
(woo!)
-more coughing-
that or someone switched their broken record with a plate
ay
(woo!)
ahh!
-even more coughing-
whatever who cares i’ll just ignore it and get paid
ay
(yea we don’t have money. we’re not paying you)
you better give me money
i’m not very good i’m mediocre i’m a sheep
rest in peace to biggie smalls died in 2023 (that’s not right)
greatest rapper of all time goes to freddie mercury (that’s not right either)
only thing i can get right is my mediocre memes (you just got that right) (-laughter-)
while i sit alone and cry reading tumblr poetry
i try to look back on my life while staring out into the sea (sea asdsmds)
but no i don’t live by an ocean (-laughter-) i just look up pics and think about how i will never make a verse that’s as good as the beat

[verse 4: handsome lord]
yes h-llo
i am colin
i cannot rap
so that is why i’m stalling
play me in 2k
you’ll get beat
i really enjoy pictures of your feet
people don’t know who i am
i’m a skinny white boy
i hate this place
i wish i lived in illinois
away from everybody
and my school
i wish girls would think
that i am cool
it’s okay that i’m caucasian
and can’t rap
this whole song
must have been a trap
you should be okay with who you are
because who you are is okay
no hate yourself hate yourself
but respect women number one rule
(respect women)
thanks safouhif repguiheg
goodbye

[verse 5: biggie o]
-clears throat-
hey
it’s your favorite christian
okay
the album is almost over
it makes me kinda sad
but you don’t have to sweat it
because we will be back
big b was the star
but he’s kinda overrated
sorry but that makes be just slightly frustrated
dijo was just kinda there
(screw you)
am was the best
but he likes to deny it
he suffers from stress from that talent show frick fest
(i remember that)
handsome lord wen made the worst jokes
but he’s still my friend
i can’t help but commend him
loco doko
i mean he didn’t rap at all
i haven’t hear him
(yea you haven’t listed to him)
yea so he was he was there

[interlude: dijo and big b]
shouts out tyler, the creator
shouts out kendrick lamar
(tyler, the creator is garbage!)
shouts out yung potato
yea yo yung potato i love you man
you inspired us to make this album yo
what have you got to say big b
tha you’re done with the album
what do you got to say
these are your last words on the entire album
yes
cause this song totally does not go for more like
tt another like 10 minutes
alright imma hit y’all with some knowledge real quick
ready?
yea
just say it like

[interlude: oliver]
-heavy breathing-
thanks for listening!

[outro: aggressively mediocre, dijo, and big b]
way up high
with the dreams that you dream
wait a second
no! i’m playing guitar dude you can’t
this is no okay look
you’re playing ukulele ethan (am)

[lyric typer]
okay i’m done
these people have so much dialogue where they just stutter over and over and over again
i’ve worked so hard days and nights doing their lyrics and i’m not even getting paid or credited for doing this!
my wife and kids have left me because i’ve been wasting my life away typing lyrics for these ungrateful piece of cr-p kids
this is where i say no
i’m done
someone else try and finish this
goobye

- hill climbers lyrics

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