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jeff the killer vs. sonic.exe - heyyitskris lyrics

[intro]
inside joke rap battles
jeff the k!ller
vs
sonic.exe
begin!

[verse 1: sonic.exe]
welcome to my world, jeff, where i play with text
it’s a burning, fiery hex
no, we’re not having g*y s*x when you’re the plaything of x!
your k!lls make a mess
nothing to entertain that dull blade
your horror tropes are wh0red out so much, change your name to jane!
the original cr*ppy*pasta of iller serial k!llers
with backstories so edgy and shocking, no wonder parents got bitter
a lanky, white boy with no friends turns into a psychopath?
i’m just waiting jeff, where’s that .txt manifesto at?
and while you’re being so “x3 scawwy” and shocking
i’m burning you on this track like keith did to your body!
so many souls to diss with, so little time
i never sleep jeff, your crime can’t compete with mine!
after all, it’s the scary season and even sega loves me!
meanwhile, your creator abandoned you, love for you can never be
i’m faster than you too, no matter what i’m too far ahead
even had time to stop by tom and make sure he’s dead!
[verse 2: jeff the k!ller]
hmm, interesting, blue guy with bad make*up
either that or some bags, doesn’t matter, he’ll never wake up!
i’m so white, i hide drugs on my face so i get baked up!
and you’re gonna die so f*cking bad, like your name is jacob!
go to sleep now sonic, i’m gonna jeff the k!ll you!
slashing open an x, like that one site n*z*s use
i f*ck with fat b*tches heavy, like jane, all you do is abuse!
christmas is almost here, i found my faith in christ, sonic, what about you?
creepypasta legends, disrespected in the modern age
we rose up together x, we both had our fame
why should we fight, we’re better together anyway
we ride off into the sunset, leaving creepypasta better from when we came

[verse 3: suicidemouse.avi]
say all that but you forgot about i!
for it is me, suicidemouse.avi!
think you’re real funny sonic, copying my whole shtick?
since when were you amy, acting like an obsessive b*tch?
and jeff, i’m gonna slap the f*cking taste out of your mouth!
get your fanfiction, christ loving ass out of this house!
the real sights of h*ll are known and i’m looking at ‘em!
you piece*of*sh*t, ugly ass, motherfu*

[verse 4: green drake.exe]
yo it’s me green drake.exe
yo yo hotling bling yeah
left foot up, right foot slime
i’m green drake.exe bro
you say* you say you a lesbian girl me too
i’m green drake bro
i’m gonna slime you at the nick’s kids awards 2028 edition
kendrick lamar more like kendrick la*sh*t
#guccigottem
[verse 5: mx]
you just keep rhyming* green drake.exe and* jeff the k!ll you; that isn’t funny!
stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
you think you’re strong with a .9? just wait till i break out the ‘85!
making sure that lucas won’t get far and leave his parents to cry
mario’s will be left in madness, no chance of escaping my realm
now’s your chance to dodge my pow, oops, seems like you both fell down… (wahoo!)

[outro: mx]
see you next time…
hahahahaha!

- heyyitskris lyrics

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