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five nights at treasure island vs. five nights at wario's - heyyitskris lyrics

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
five nights at treasure island!
vs
five nights at wario’s!
begin!

[verse 1: photo*negative mickey and oswald]
welcome to my island, want me to fire my shots off?
because what’s my original series to this fnaf 1 ripoff?
with all its models ripped from super smash bros. brawl?
no wonder your series is oblitus, no wonder it took a huge fall
i took your mama*mia and showed her my pizza*pie
your game isn’t scary, it just makes me wanna die
i plapped your moms cheeks, it was uncanny, get rid of your light*skin stare
i’m about to go over there and rip out your very stupid, dumb mustache hair!
but mickey, god says in the bible to be kind to thy neighbor
shut up you stupid christian!
your opinions are f*cking wrong!
now suck on my photo*negative magnum dong
i’ll hit the f*cking whip and nae*nae all day long
time in the hourglass is running out on this very lit song
no one wants to hear your religious sh*t oswald, can’t you understand?
i got lotion all up and down my sh*t, i’m a freak man…
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, i’m feeling romantical
[verse 2: wario]
wah!
it’s*a*me, wario!
and you f*cking suck
not suck like that tasty the face gawk*gawk
i’m gonna curse your series like i did to my factory
and while i’m at it, i might as well get that entity sloppy toppy
this is*a wah/fem moment if i say so myself
oh my god they hit the pentagon, guys! (wahhh!)
i’m too saddened by this news to*a continue
but you’re all queers, you all suck
good day to you

[verse 3: classic the face and undying]
aw d*mn, we boutta get litty in this b*tch
yo, mr. undying i got the meth*
…
you know we stayin’ lit down in the p.c
classic the face is my name, don’t wear it out please
i got no f*ckin’ legs bruh, that sh*t kinda crazy
but at least i got heroin which makes me happy happy
undying…
take the beat away…
brotha
…
ooo…
f*ck…
yeah, go off bro
let him cook, let him cook
[verse 4: waluigi]
the only thing that’ll be*a cooking is your loss
your cavern is stupid
no wonder they chopped off your nuts
waaa!
did rosalina send me back in time again?
because your model looks like f*cking god awful dogsh*t like what the f*ck were they thinking?

[verse 5: impure mouse]
i really like your t**th, so don’t take this the wrong way
but when your jumpscare plays, waluigi, it gets me h*rn*ay
they removed my f*cking eyes, but i can still see you
waluigi, please marry me

[waluigi]
i don’t have standards so “i do!”

[verse 6: bowser and toad]
it’s me, bowser
and it’s toad, b*tches!
you may have one more hour
but we’ll make sure 6 am ain’t coming b*tches!
covered in blood, guess it was your girl’s time of the month
breaking in your casa, it ain’t no hassle
sorry treasure island gang, but mother is in another castle!
burn your sh*tty series down, like i did to wario’s face!
call this sh*t mario kart, because we’re coming in first place!
*treasure island jumpscare sound*
[verse 7: acephalous]
gorsh!
you’re all queers
you should all k!ll yourselves
i could feel your vibrations, it was f*ckin’ sh*t
but not as sh*t as your photoshopped series, b*tch!
sorry bowser and toad, it’s just business
you’re so forgotten, i’m surprised you were in this
five nights at wario’s is a dumbass series
you’re only remembered because of markiplier milkies

[verse 8: mario]
i’m*a shut you the*a f*ck up there!
go back to your sh*tty island’s 97/20 mode
you stay corruptus, i don’t think it’s*a fair
although i agree, g*ys don’t deserve rights, you goofy chode
wahoo! let’s*a*go!
mario is back bro!
and this time, my back*up won’t be*a sh*tty
introducing my sister, luigi

oh*a*no!
i can’t believe luigi k!lled herself!
why?! what could of*a stopped me from losing my beloved sister?

[luigi]
k!ll yourself you transphobic f*ck!

[verse 9: pete]
it too early for chrimas
it too early to diss you
it too early to stop cheating on my wife with the face
it too early for my casa tip to be warded away
it’s me, mr. casa, and i am here to stay
you know up in that attic, i got that wd*nosquee
you know i’m also smashing that classic the face*ussy
i may of been locked to custom night in the first game
but mr. casa will never*ever go the f*ck away
it too early to pay my child support*

[interlude, spoken by mother and pete]
that’s why i haven’t been getting it?
because you’re such a dead*beat you refuse to pay it?
do you not know how hard it is to raise 9 f*cking children?
and the fact you’re on here talking about our little the face incident?
oh guys look, it’s my ex*wife mrs. casa here
why won’t you just let me continue searching for the milk in peace?
we were abandoned for over 20 years how the f*ck do we have milk on this godd*mn island?!
and can you for once in your life, stop saying “it too early?”
like jesus christ, what the f*ck did i ever see in you in the first place?
is it too early for you to stop being a b*tch?
that’s it pete
uh oh

[verse 10: mickmick]
you never managed to pay your child support on time!
now your stupid ass also can’t bust any rhymes!
as our kids mother, hourglass will rise!
and you pete, you’re gonna f*cking die!
your casa was a waste of time!
don’t bother trying to deny!
when undying has more personality then you, you should just f*cking die!
the face, i’m glad i never saw you as a son!
because you’re all dead to me, b*tch!
don’t bother trying to run
*mickmick’s jumpscare noise*

[outro: wario]
and now for my fire mixtape
baldi, baldi!
baldi’s in the elevator
i got a shiny new quarter in the elevator
baldi*

[mx]
you just keep*

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