coach banko vs. haiji towa - heyyitskris lyrics
[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
coach banko!
vs
haiji towa!
[verse 1: coach banko]
settle down class, come and take a seat
while i tear down this animated, one*note freak!
you f*cked up the resistance by bein’ a coward!
your punishment is 4 laps around the track and no after*shower!
you’re a big boy, so you can handle the truth!
i’ve peppinio in ohio with more uncanny rizz than you!
you know i like ‘em young, that’s why i teach health to freshmen
but i do not like men
i like young women!
you abused your half*sister, cause shе stole your thunder!
but we know deep down you abusеd her in a different way, brotha!
so go suck on my bank*hole, cause that’s all you’re good for!
now i’m gonna talk to the other coaches and tune out all your lore
[verse 2: haiji towa]
monaca’s a manipulative b*tch who’s unwanted!
but down in the south, i know you’d be running
from chris hansen cause you’re not sl!ck like b*tter!
when half your class ends up reporting you to crime stoppers!
you led the football team to a 12*match losing streak!
then you abandoned the team, and took your grateful leave!
you’re a f*cking assh0l* b*tch motherf*cker f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck you!
[verse 3: coach banko]
take your ass to 402
keep the loli p*rn with you!
your creators erased your spin*off game like abraba*kadoo!
we the coach banko money gang, we love callin’ football games!
all i want for christmas is not another mid*ganronpa fan in my class!
[verse 4: haiji towa]
you talk about my fanbase, well i find it funny
you look like you’d play my games looking for some cunny!
and the line about my sister, that was out*of*context!
your barber must of cut your brain when you got that bald head!
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