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10,000 murderers at sea (rough draft) - heyyitskris lyrics

[intro: kris^8]
barely made it on time… what’s everyone doing?

[the butler]
well you see my kind they/them, there is a murderer on the loose around here… we are afraid it is among u*

[kris^8]
i’m going to f*cking k!ll you
i*i just realized the very bad wordage that i used there and the situation we’re in
i’m just*
i*i*i’m just gonna see myself out for a second
i*uh*i*i*i apologize everyone

[bridge: kris^8]
it’s dog*eat*dog out now come and see
a murderers’ what mr. x is making me
holding you with chekhov’s gun now what’ll it be
it’s a fight between 10,000 murderers all out at sea

[verse 1: kris^8]
b00by prize came to my door, said it was a cruise
little did i know that this would be a silver*lined ruse
better hunker down ‘cause you can’t trust the crew
and you can’t trust me either, better hide on floor 2
i’m just a little spider
only lookin’ for some cider
my k!llstreaks gettin’ higher
don’t trust me, i’m a liar
i set the whole kitchen on fire
so that i can conspire
to k!ll without anyone knowing what had transpired
my quarry’s last location was in the library at noon
but i can’t find any evidence or a single clue
about their current whereabouts but my hunter’s gun’s out
so i flee to leave the room but what else can i do
the exit’s boarded up and the window’s not an option
unless a shark wants to pick me up for adoption
this is not how i wanted to spend my summer vacation
blackmailed into a k!lling game, but there is no bear makin’ it
[chorus]
so who are you gonna k!ll?
there’s no use makin’ a will
not a single person here is your friend
they just want to go see their family again
so who are you gonna k!ll?
there’s no use makin’ a will
not a single person here is your friend
and we all pray one day this chaos will end

[verse 2: the butler]
i’m just an ordinary butler
my life is to purely suffer
having to clean the blood from the carpet
one more time makes me want myself to commit a crime
but the head honcho told me not to get involved
or else my remains will wind up in a shark’s maw
but i don’t care anymore, so i’ll join the fun!
just kidding, of course, i still have my moral compass!
now why the h*ll did you accept such a blind invitation?
weren’t you consumed by fear or even worse, imagination?
stranger danger exists for a reason buddy
don’t believe me, ask mx. holgate in 203
honestly at this rate, i’d rather jump overboard
then risk having my head cracked open with a board
this ship is nice but my blood doesn’t need a tour!
thankfully this is my last gig, no i won’t do an encore!
[chorus]
so who are you gonna k!ll?
there’s no use makin’ a will
not a single person here is your friend
and they’re gonna know it’s you if you try it again
so who are you gonna k!ll?
there’s no use makin’ a will
not a single person here is your friend
and today won’t mark the time our lives will end

[verse 3: mr. x]
you don’t need to know my name
my invitations already asserted my fame
you’re here for my sick pleasure
no it ain’t gettin’ better
don’t bother writing a letter
this place is h*lla lot betta
all my b00by traps are set up
don’t need a freeman to hold a crowbar
my source engine told me your money is enough
call this my prison with all my bars
you’re never gonna escape me
don’t bother callin’ me crazy
even the yakuza’s on my pay, see
unless you want to go smell all the daisies
everyone on this ship lives with you
and i’ll make sure they all get a funeral too
my name is mr. x and don’t call me absurd
i’m not a rich, musk*y loser who hates blue birds!
(hahahahaha!)
[chorus]
so who are you gonna k!ll?
there’s no use makin’ a will
not a single person here is your friend
we don’t wanna play this game again
so who are you gonna k!ll?
there’s no use makin’ a will
not a single person here is your friend
we’re all murderers and our time is at an end

- heyyitskris lyrics

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