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i can never see a doctor - henrik widegren lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m not like the others, like jenny and john and bill
sometimes they get sick but i am never, ever ill
they can stay at home when they are feeling bad
but that’s not an option, according to my dad
my buddy is home from school at 37.2
but daddy says i am cool when i have 42
my buddy went to the er just because of a cough
i know it sounds bizarre but it’s all i’m dreaming of

[chorus]
i can never see a doctor
i am never, ever ill
’cause my father is a doctor
he says: “open your mouth” and shovels in a pill
i can never see a doctor
’cause dad’s an md, phd
yes, i’m a little sad to have my own dad experiment on me

[verse 2]
and when i got sepsis
he came to school in his lexus
and gave an intravenous mix and the sepsis was fixed
and when i fell and broke my leg
he carried me to my bed
and made a chicken*wire cast and proudly said: ”gee, i’m fast!”
and when i ate a little peanut and i got all anaphylactic
he said: “you just want attention, don’t be such a hysteric!”
and when i got appendicitis, he said: “i should be able”
and put me to sleep with baileys and cut it out on the kitchen table
[chorus 2]
i can never see a doctor
i try and try. i really do
daddy laughs and always tells me
“who’s the doctor son? who? me or you?”
i can never see a doctor, except for doctor advil
i’m hiding all my tears, but probably for years i’ll have go to dr. phil

[outro]
but now i’m gonna see a doctor, and the doctor isn’t dad
i am gonna visit father in the hospital, ’cause he is feeling bad
yesterday he was admitted, now he’s looking pale and old
he talks about his will and won’t get home until…
he’s recovered from his cold

- henrik widegren lyrics

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