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if i get locked up tonight (remix) - hellblazer lyrics

[verse 1]
my rhymes are made out of mental defecation
castration, shotgun sh-ll cases
& bizarre break-ins where the only thing stolen was d-ld-s
& bullsh-t statues of satan
i’m sorry for the religious reference but my mind’s racin’
having convulsions worse than on the drugs i usually lace in
let’s see? weed, check, x, check, shrooms, check, so what else is next?
i guess unless someone intervenes with a case full of charlie sheen
i’ll still be as obscene as the dream of your dead grandparents in a p-rno scene
i’ve seen things that would make marilyn manson faint while he’s still in his make-up
let his fans rape him at his own concert then wait to blow the entire d-mn place up
waitwhut? insulting me’ll get your b-tch slapped
wrist slit & tortured with a whole bunch of different knick knacks
i’m so d-mn paranoid, i’ll have my own phone tapped
then have my alter ego get me kidnapped before i get capped
so if you don’t talk to me after this
it’s pretty obvious i drowned myself in a bowl of soup or p-ss

[verse 2]
this is inspiration of the worst kind
picking off each & every one of god’s little flawed designs
i’m f-cked up but not bad enough to get sent back to alcatraz
just because i f-cked your mom & flew the coup like an owl’s dad
d-mn that’s sad, but if you work hard & try hard
you’ll get to be another pencil pusher like the rest of these f-cktards
that’s why i quit & beat the sh-t out of a random skinny man
then ran my boss’ legs over with a hijacked minivan
tossed his -ss in the back & kept driving with no real game plan
so i ditched the car before it hit the water like any insane man
so before i stand before a jury & roast in the fiery summers of h-ll & sudan
the whole irony in this sh-t was my boss’ name was stan

[verse 3]
i’ll smash a kids face in for his braces
then have a enslaved 2-year old chinese worker turn it into my new bracelet
it’s dieverse making lyrical content so graphic it makes your f-cking eyes hurt
or better yet it makes you break a sweat when you squeeze the tech
& see the bullet pierce your cl-ssmate’s neck
goddammit, i can’t stand it
all i wanted in life was a fat b-tch that would show me a good time then make me a sandwich
but now i’m out wearing a jason mask to set the f-cking record straight
soak a gang of dogs in kerosene then for the neighborhood to detonate until another levee breaks
i’m surprised i’m still alive when being wanted in just about every state
for suffocating christopher reeves with my batman cape
they say his death was some other dumb sh-t but they know i’ve got the actual tape
but wait, that’s cl-ssified information i just relayed
so just close your eyes & remember you’re a f-cking idiot for listening to a psychopath these days

- hellblazer lyrics

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