holiday special - hecomedy lyrics
hey this is hecomedy
i’m making a holiday special
all about me
so here we go, oh, oh, oh
when i go number two
it always comes out
i always know what i’m talking about
when u think i’m wearing one hat
i’m wearing two
my favourite colour is b-b-b-b-blue
pennies, no way
nickles, ok
[chorus]
i have my own business card
i don’t have any lard
i have one gl-sses case
i have two gl-sses cases
i have three gl-sses cases
i don’t have any cards that are aces
i have lots of pants
i’ve never got bitten by a red ant
i can speak portuguese
uma bebida
i just said a drink
my favourite colour is not
p-p-p-p-pink
i play guitar
when i play golf i always get under par
i’m good at math
n-body wants to feel my wrath
i can flip my hair
when i have paper i always make a tear
[chorus]
i have my own business card
i don’t have any lard
i have one gl-sses case
i have two gl-sses cases
i have three gl-sses cases
i don’t have any cards that are aces
i can do karate
what the heck are babodies
i have more than one stamp
i also have a talking lamp
(lamp)
i hope this song really touched your heart
just be sure when you’re in public
just not to make a fart
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