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nerd out (12 point power sword) - heath mcnease lyrics

[intro]
oh feels so good!

[hook]
better put the word out
get ready for the nerd out
better put specs on
better break necks, son
i cut some handsome checks
for my expansion sets
they call me obi-wan
act like you know me, son

[verse 1]
snappin’ necks, cashin’ checks
ringtone rap ya to death
so easy to be so easy e with my chucks and immaculate vest
my shrine to peter jackson
i like new zealand accents
watch me change my last name from mcnease to freakin’ baggins
you keep your hands off, gandalf
no there’s no prance off, dance off
just members only jackets and gadgets we use for magic
i like your liger binder
i’ve michael on my vinyl
my girl lafawnduh knows i wanna be a cage fighter

[hook]
better put the word out
get ready for the nerd out
better put specs on
better break necks, son
i cut some handsome checks
for my expansion sets
they call me obi-wan
act like you know me, son

[verse 2]
ya’ll it’s on
toss the baton
comic con with a costume on
dressed just like lord zedd
yeah, zordon you’re all dead
so james t. kirk, it hurts me
u.s.s. girlies kirtsy
klingon ladies cling on, baby
my phaser’s on safety
fitted with a stick for quidditch
no i never stole that snitch
got acquitted
r.i.p cedric diggory
looks like edward’s bigger, b
i got my twillight night light
twelve-sided die for my fight night
king of the rpg
boots of escape and a cardigan, peace!

[interlude, spoken]
okay, so…do don’t get me wrong. i love peter jackson, alright? i already said that. and i think that the lord of the rings trilogy will go down in history as three of the greatest movies ever made. but… i-i think it stinks — it really cheeses me off– that tom bombadil wasn’t in fellowship of the ring at all. and i think it’s important, because h-he, see, he wasn’t enticed by the ring. like, he put the ring on, he didn’t disappear and when frodo put the ring on, he didn’t disappear, like it didn’t matter to him. am i the only one that gets… that gets that?

[hook]
better put the word out
get ready for the nerd out
better put specs on
better break necks, son
i cut some handsome checks
for my expansion sets
they call me obi-wan
act like you know me, son

[outro]
oh feels so good!
[?] uses magic trick on you, conan o’brien

- heath mcnease lyrics

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